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the tricks in your head are a lie

@cabezadeperro / cabezadeperro.tumblr.com

maría. probably older than you. she/they/ella. english + castellano (normalmente en los tags) // PROMPTS ARE CLOSED!! // i like books, black sails and star wars. back in batman hell. i used to make mixes. i write stuff (tag: maría writes). formerly known as jasondont.

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HELLO PROMPTS ARE CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hello! this is maría.

  • prompt policy: i only accept prompts within the context of or in response to an ask game or meme. i usually reblog the post in question a few times--if you can’t find it easily it’s probably been too long and i have lost interest. i enjoy rareships, but there are a few characters i’m not a fan of, things i just don’t feel comfortable writing, and concepts and dynamics i don’t vibe with. i won’t work on those. finally, while i do love prompts, i don’t like being told what to do. vibes, inspiration in the form of quotes/pictures, characters, DNWs are very welcome and make me very happy; very specific instructions don’t.
  • i tag pretty much everything except shitposts. if you need me to tag something in particular, tell me.
  •  my writing tag is maría writes, and the one i use for the very few text posts i make is maríadont. i also tag posts and reblogs related to any current long-ish wips and some fics.
  • if you’re a dick on my posts/in my ask box, i Will block you. if i catch you being a dick on someone else’s posts or ask box or on your own blog, i Will block you.
  • i post pretty much all of my fic on my ao3 account, here.
  • i am forgetful, a bit shy and bad at replying to messages in a timely manner, but you are welcome to ask me stuff! please ask me stuff!! i love attention!

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

"alpod tim drake is just a self-insert :/" and is it illegal for an ordinary thirteen-year-old to want to be robin...... i miss the days when he was just a bright, enthusiastic kid living the dream of children everywhere and not whatever the fuck he's doing these days. he doesn't even fanboy over dick's ability to do basic tasks anymore he's forgotten his roots

things early tim drake was really really good at:

  • asking invasive questions
  • admiring the robin costume
  • bantering with dick grayson
  • sitting in increasingly bizarre positions
  • being impressed by dick's competence at such arcane tasks as cooking n laundry
  • eating alfred's sandwiches
  • having the spikiest hair imaginable
  • snooping

things infinite frontier tim drake is really really good at:

  • fuck. idk. giving dating advice apparently

It's time: the prompts for Helena Bertinelli Week are here! Thanks again to everyone who submitted prompts—we've compiled your ideas into seven exciting days!

Day 1: Origins | Omerta Day 2: Cowboy AU | Mafia Day 3: Friends | Allies | Lovers Day 4: No Man's Land | Knight AU Day 5: Faith | Fear Day 6: Teacher | Family Day 7: Free Day!

Remember, Helena Bertinelli Week will be running from Monday July 14th - Sunday, July 20th. Tag your creations with the tag #HelenaBertinelliWeek2025 to participate! You can check out the guidelines for this event here.

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"The reason why I was so happy to play this role and so excited about the idea of being part of this universe because I thought it was so bold, so interesting, and so unique to have an ending like this. [...] It was one film and I knew what the end was going to be. And it’s one of the things that excited me the most, you know, that Star Wars was going to do that, was going to show what sacrifice means, and was going to go for it." — Diego Luna

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY | 2016 dir. Gareth Edwards

Rating: NOT CUTE

While this fix-it AU might seem like an adequate enclosure to you, the natural habitat of a blorbo is actually pain and misery. Communicating healthily and respecting boundaries is a common sign of acute distress. Always make sure your blorbo can engage in natural behaviours such as gaslighting, self-harm, violent hatesex, suicide, murder, and torture.

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