hella gay

blissfully unaware of any UI changes because the evil skull protects me

another win for the evil skull

it’s so funny like at the time of watching it i didn’t think it was odd how cobel knew exactly where to drill into petey’s head to get the chip out and how to get it out and so fast too on her covert funeral brain chip heist mission etc etc bc she’s insane and of course she knew all this, she’s the #1 Lumon Fangirl, she memorized each manual—

only to now find out that she CREATED the damn concept and math for the evil brain chips. with handwritten notes and drawings. so yeah OF COURSE SHE KNOWS ALL THIS.

show of all time.

my favorites from the tags

Astraeus sweater!! Pattern by Bad Wolf Girl Studios. Knitted up with Malabrigo Arroyo, my absolute favorite yarn.

lumon's department sizes are so funny. "how many people do we need to refine some super important data?" uhhhh four i guess. at most. "what about the company marching band?" fuck ur so right. we need a company marching band with like fifty people. this is of prime importance to the lumon mission.

security guards? mmmm... ☝️one

imagine being alive for roughly 12 minutes and spending the entire length of your very short life dismantling a crib in a white, empty room because a disembodied voice told you to when a blood soaked deranged looking man bursts into the room to tell you he’s your husband and you need to leave with him immediately while the panicked voice tells you not to do exactly that because that man is dangerous and remember you’re only 12 minutes old. happened to my good friend gemma scout

There is a photographer in our town that works for a local news feed just for our town (which I'm 90% sure is volunteer run) and I see him sometimes at things. He usually covers the town halls, school board meetings, he was taking photos at Juneteenth last year. Basically he's everywhere and I'm also everywhere, so we cross paths often.

But he also does a thing called 'My Final Photo,' which is just random day to day stuff happening in town that he thinks is cool enough to snap a photo of. Like... ongoing construction of the new buildings, when the crocuses come out, a bird landing on a lamppost. Stuff like that. He's a really talented photographer.

The Final Photo for yesterday was kind of awesome but I don't think he knows how much the caption contributed:

Because that is both

a. sick as hell

b. perfect encapsulation of the childhood experience.

Saw a screenshot reposted on insta and had a vision