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@california-112

Cosmo | they/them, ey/em | 20s

So, how do we think Newkirk's jumper came to be that shade of blue. As far as I know, there weren't any issue knitted jumpers at that time, let alone blue ones. The conclusion I have to come to has to be prison laundry. At some point, it was washed with Newkirk's battledress, and it 'borrowed' some of the colour.

I feel as though this was something LeBeau did to him out of pettiness during the early stages of them meeting and now Newkirk just has to live with it.

So, how do we think Newkirk's jumper came to be that shade of blue. As far as I know, there weren't any issue knitted jumpers at that time, let alone blue ones. The conclusion I have to come to has to be prison laundry. At some point, it was washed with Newkirk's battledress, and it 'borrowed' some of the colour.

my favorite genre of photo is cosplayer out in a random place in public. and i’m not talking abt malls or hot topic and shit where you’re already more likely to find cosplayers. i’m talking abt seeing like a junko enoshima cosplayer at a mcdonald’s

ok but i don’t think any of these can compete with this pic taken by a professional photographer of just the most dejected spamton i’ve ever seen. just alone. with three seperate drinks. also this was featured on an official bbc news report

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wayaadisi1

If I may add. At the local curry place and in the Popeye’s playground (I did also fully order in the fit)

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wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process

You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years. 

And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way. 

Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build. 

No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them. 

And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast. 

Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain. 

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glitterandgoo

i love and support all strong, fat people

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