hakoda borrowed it and forgot to give it back <3
Norse Mythology in pop culture: Machiavellian manipulator Odin buts heads with chaos entity Loki as they manipulate and murder those around them ina bid to destroy and dominate the nine realms with ASoIaF level political plots and a foreboding prophecy of doom hangs over their heads.
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Actual Norse Mythology:
Freya: *asleep in her bed when the phone rings. She picks up the reciever without saying a word.*
Odin: FREYA! YOU HAVE TO HELP US! LOKI AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY FUNNY TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS DWARVEN PROSTITUTES AND INFILTRATE THIS GIANT KING'S PALACE BUT NOW LOKI IS PREGNANT I'M ENGAGED TO SEVEN DIFFERENT GIANTS, THERE'S THIS HORSE! CALL THOR SO HE CAN HIT THE PROBLEM REALLY HARD AND-
Freya: *hangs up the receiver, unplugs the phone, and goes back to sleep.*
Freya: *hangs up the
receiver, unplugs the phone,
and goes back to sleep.*
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
More doodles of my fanbaby Astra and her plethora of besties/dads/future son
This post genuinely altered the trajectory of my life and how i make a lot of my decisions and i think about it so much
Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round
someone could probably make a "who do you think took your boobs?" edit out of this with discord making its server icons squarer
HOLLOWNIGHT SILKSONG IN 2025! HOW ARE YOU FEELING PUKI
You believe that shit? Heh... OAF. I remember them saying that back in 2019. "we promise it'll be 2019 :)" they told me, lying through their sharp, mangled teeth. Well if you take a look at the calendar, you might notice that it is no longer 2019. I have been waiting 8 years, I will wait 8 years longer.
Well this didn't age well
I posted this five minutes ago you big tepid boar.