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woman | '05 | fluff enjoyer

^ྀི ink my heart masterlist ^ྀི - idol! haechan x tattoo artist! fem! reader x idol! mark lee (ON GOING - very abandoned)

^ྀི table for two ^ྀི - server! haechan x hostess! fem!reader (restaurant au)

^ྀི silver and nerds ^ྀི - nerd! mark x stoner! fem! reader (college au)

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^ྀི bless me masterlist ^ྀི - demon!ateez ot8 x receptionist! fem! reader (ON GOING - no updates for a while sorry)

^ྀི fated masterlist ^ྀི - idol! individual! ateez x fem!reader (COMPLETED) soulmate oneshots

^ྀི mob mentality masterlist ^ྀི - mafia! individual! ateez x fem! reader (ON GOING) mafia oneshots

^ྀི lesson plans ^ྀི - professor! yunho x teaching assistant! fem! reader (college/teacher au)

^ྀི office affairs ^ྀི - mingi x fem! reader (office au)

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FYI i do not write smut 🙅‍♀️ and that will not change

SWEETHEART | KIM HONG JOONG

pairing: kim hongjoong x fem!reader
synopsis: you’re a skilled pickpocket who unknowingly steals from hongjoong, the ruthless mafia leader. the next thing you know, you’re dragged into the mafia world.
genre: mafia au, cat-and-mouse, reluctant alliance.
warnings: blood-shed, violence, panic attack, kissing, cliche stuff like yk the dress and heels thing (forgive me)
word count: 16.4k

yall need to read this RIGHT NEOWWWW!!

this has everything i want in a fic (not exaggerating) like the slow burn, hurt/comfort time of thing oh my lord it’s so good-

please go support this writer!!

UNDER THE BLACK MOON | ATEEZ

pairing : : mafia!ateez x fem!reader (individual)

genre : : fluff, angst, hurt-comfort, no smut! romance, stockholm syndrome (?) idk lmao

warnings : : graphic depiction of violence, blood-shed, torture, yk the usual mafia stuff

author's note : : a collection of ateez mafia au fanfics I will be writing :) inspired by mob mentality by @callmeagardengnome

OMG these fics sound so interesting!! def gna check this out and follow along 💗💗 i cant wait!

(also i never thought anyone would ever be inspired by my fic series so thank you so much!)

haii !! i just wanna let uk that ur writing is amazing 😻 i just read ur hongjoong and seonghwa mafia one shots and im so excited to read the rest of the members <3

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AAAA thank you soso much for supporting!! im so glad you enjoyed the stories (and writing omg 😭😭)

for the rest of the oneshots, it’ll unfortunately be a while before they’ll be released.. im in the biggest, fattest writer’s block rn but hopefully i get out of it soon 😗😗 thank you again for supporting!! 💗💗

Cute Little Quiz

I found this on BlueSky, so I'm bringing it here to see what you guys get. Basically, you take the quiz and post your results and your bias. There's no pressure though! Here are my love pawsona results:

Also, why is this 100% accurate?! 😭 Especially the part where I pretend to be annoyed when I'm having a blast -- because it's so true!!!

Tagging: @edenesth, @igbylicious, @yuyu1024, @felixs-voice-makes-me-wanna, @hils79, & whoever else wants to do it.

Thank you, sweet @heyitsmetonid, for the tag!💕 This was really cute and fun uwuwu🥺

thanks for the tag, @edenesth! this was fun lol

not me matching up with the golden retriever *sobs*

np tags: @lorensonebraincell @sp4ceboo @blvenote @makeitmingi @pirateprincessblog @/anyone else who'd like to take this <3

ty for the tag @thecarnivaloflies i LOVE THESE QUIZZES SM RAAAH

okkkkk so im not sure how accurate this is but i did it again and still got capybara even tho i put slightly different but still true answers so yeah uh not sure about zero enemies, super patient or laidback but the stuff below is like 100% true especially "i bring food" and now im yapping but this made me look through my saved yunho pictures for a good one and i forgot how much i fucking love this man (yes i just bias wrecked myself for him by looking through my saved photos of him)

no pressure tags (ik some of u dont have biases in the kpop sense but i still think this quiz is fun): @lorensonebraincell @0bticeo @lixies-favorite-cookie @random-chaotic-bitch @ghost-guard-13 @iamthejam @stardi @kitten4sannie @insufferablyunbearable

thank you sm for the tag boo!! thank you @mimikittysblog @jjcanwrite and @coffee-addict-kitten as well 🥺🫶🏼 this looks so fun!! i love quizzesss,, this is also extremely accurate omg ????

Thank you for the tag @kitten4sannie 🩷

Some of these are scary accurate 😭 but i won’t say which ones 👀

Thanks for the tag, Mina! @hongjoongspoetry

I’m gonna cry 😭 the accuracy

No pressure tags: @yundeob @koyagifs @skzwudgie @callmeagardengnome @ anyone who would like to join in on the fun!

OMG i am late but thank you for the tag @outlawinthisworld !!

tell me why my possible matches match the shit i write 😭😭 not the soulmate and slowburn-

i dont have anyone to tag, but for those who want to try it out you should!! its fun asf

Guerrilla

  • serialkiller!dr.yunho x writer!reader
  • he is a serial killer with morals okay almost a vigilante
  • dni if you're not comfortable with this trope.
  • genres and warnings: angst, fluff, suggestive, violence warnings, atz as doctors cameos, some gory descriptions, twisted morals, past trauma, questionable stuff honestly esp yunho's intrusive thoughts, read at your own risk.
  • word count: ~27k
  • synopsis: you're a crime fiction writer and you move in with dr. jeong yunho despite his strange, strict house rules. he's very private and you don't mind that, but he's also very cold and unapproachable and you're determined to crack through his walls. little did you know your obsession with gore and crime would melt his heart. Soon, you find yourself tangled in lies, secrets and a detective from your past who suspects yunho and his gang as you navigate thru your relationship with him.
  • manager-nim: @eightmakesonebraincell (i had a dream. we talked about it and this happened-)

“You know, if you could just help me bring my bags inside instead of staring at me like I’m about to commit a homicide, maybe you wouldn’t have to complain about the noise and not being able to focus on… whatever the heck you wanted to do.”

Yunho blinked. Was he hearing you right? When you cocked your head waiting for a response, he licked his suddenly dry lips. “I’m just worried about the amount of bags you’ve brought at this hour of night.”

The ungodly hours after midnight. You tucked your hair behind your ears before dragging one of the heavier bags to your room, the floorboard creaking unceremoniously. You heard the groan of your house owner who finally got up after a solid ten minutes of judging you and went to the porch to pick up a bag-

And almost fell on his knees.

“What the fuck did you put in here?” 

“What do you think?” You asked, throwing the bag in your room and going to the porch, snatching the bag and dragging it yourself. 

“A body?”

“Or two,” you muttered under your breath and again, Yunho thought he was hearing things. “It’s just my books. I thought I mentioned in the form that I’m an aspiring writer and would be coped up in my room reading or writing most hours of the day. I really won’t bother you much, just help me get my bags inside before the rain gets any worse. I don’t want my books getting ruined.”

Begrudgingly, Yunho obeyed, dragging two bags at once just to show you he wasn’t weak. You, however, did not bat an eye, much to his annoyance. After bringing in the last bags, he stood in your room looking around.

“I’m not sure this room is big enough for your books…”

“Don’t worry, I’ve lived in smaller rooms with more books,” you finally cracked a smile. “Nice to meet you, Dr. Jeong. I thought you’re usually doing night shifts?”

“I had a day off today and planned to sleep, but unfortunately, you disturbed my sleep.”

“You’re welcome,” you weren’t going to let him damper the mood. “Since you’re awake now, might as well tell me any rules about the house so I can finally go fix up a meal for myself. And an apology meal for you, though, as the owner of this house, you should be in the kitchen fixing something for your newly arrived housemate. But… I won’t complain.”

Yunho folded his arms, considering you. There was something about you that didn’t make him want to kill you in the most painful way, which was odd for him. He recalled the last time someone moved in with him and he almost dissected him alive. “Nice to meet you too, y/n. I’m trusting you read the rules before you decided to move in?”

GOD I LOVE THIS FIC

yall i need help finding a fic ‼️

i rmbr reading a yunho (?) fic where he was a serial killer and it was an x writer!reader. i have no idea if its still up or not but if yall know PLEASE tell me cuz i wanna re-read it 😜😜😜😜

Can I be added to your mob mentality taglist? And if you have a general taglist for all your works can I be added to that too

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ofc i can add you to the mob mentality taglist!!

and also, i dont have a general taglist yet, but if more people ask, i will consider making one. i’ll be sure to add you to the general one when the time comes 🫶🫶 (im so flattered that you like my works enough to want a general taglist! tyssm for supporting!)

like a waltzpart 4: piqué.

pairing(s): ateez ot8 x fem!reader; this chapter focuses on all the boys & reader except my beloved matz :(( (their time is coming.) series summary: when 8 mysterious bachelors arrive to town and fall for your charms, will you be able to reach your goal to be prima ballerina or be dragged into a selfish waltz between love and obsession? glimpse: As trouble arises and your patrons spend more time with you, more attention gets locked on you. Their interest is thoroughly piqued by you. warnings/tags: inspired by Ateez’s Ice on my Teeth MV & Teasers, Mafia AU, Ballet AU, early 1900’s AU with some divergences in tech advancements (i.e rule of cool), 3rd person POV, use of YN, mxm, polyteez, MATURE topics, canon typical violence (choking, fighting, punching, etc), canon typical gore, blood, death, guns, explicit language, stalking, alcohol, smoking, bribery, lack of privacy, allusions to exploitation in ballet, implied sexual themes, suggestive themes, kissing, intimacy, angst, fluff, voyeurism sort of, obsession, infatuation, sugar daddy themes, unequal power dynamics, food descriptions, missing people, polyamory, pain, medical drug usage, traumatic injury, injuries, reader discretion advised & 18+ readers only! Let me know if I should tag anything else! word count: 20.4k previous chapter <- -> next chapter series masterlist

piqué ; french pronunciation: [piːk], ‘pricked’… or to stimulate interest or curiosity.

Creeping out of the stage-door hours after a performance was a normal thing for ballerinas. The alley way was something all the girls were familiar with just as they were with the foyer de la danse. Its damp cobblestone, nearby rotting trashcans, and the barely lit path was their red-carpet entrance. They were not allowed the luxury of entering through the grand doors of the opera house with its tall columns, brightly lit lamps, and the many steps towards its shiny, gold-painted extravagance The only days they were allowed to enter through the front doors were when the opera house was closed and they were rehearsing. The petit rats were only welcomed with glamour when the rich weren’t nearby. They had the back-entrance. This was the ugly underbelly of the pretty façade.

Dressed in her pretty coat and her warmest layers, she had said goodbye to San and Wooyoung ages ago. But then, the Madame had spoken to her and a few ballerinas in her office, relaying some notes, insisting on the girls performing the rectifications immediately. So, there they stood in the rehearsal room, satin-ribboned shoes laced up over thick winter stockings and their day-dresses on. The ballerinas repeated their motions: turning in pirouettes, performing jetes, and piquing across the hall. It was only after the city’s clock tolled twelve times that the Madame allowed them to stop with a slam of her cane into the wooden floorboards. Then, after confirming each dancer had paid their weekly bill (YN smiled, wiping sweat from her brow as she was told her patrons paid once more), they were allowed to leave. The other ballerinas had all scurried home by the time she had gathered her bag and coat once more.

It was late into the early hours, past midnight and not yet morning when she finally left the opera house and crept out into the alley.

Pushing the heavy door open with her shoulder, the chill of night soaked into her bones with a whoosh. Shivering a bit, she adjusted her pretty coat closer to her body and prepared herself for the walk home. Her boots click clacked on the icy pavement as she exited the mouth of the alley. Looking this way and that, the streets were abandoned. Seemingly abandoned. Some of the candle-lit lamps even had fizzled out in the evening with no leeries about to relight them. She continued to walk along, humming softly until she heard the noise. Loud panicked whispers. A crackling fire. The crinkling of a tin-barrel. The smell of smoke. Ahead of her, dark smoke was tumbling out of a nearby alleyway, firelight lighting the brick-walls. She paused, her foot-steps slowed.

Click. Clack.

“You fucked up the deal?” It was frightened.

Click, clank.

“I didn’t mean to; I didn’t mean to. Johnny stole some cash from them, and then-“

“I don’t care! We needed this deal – the money, before he arrives – before we all lose –“

There was the squealing of car wheels and the smell of hot gasoline in the air. YN froze, her footsteps stopping. A car door slammed open, and there was a new click-clank of boots. A startled yell, a shuffle of footsteps, voices overlapping; there was a thud of a body hitting the icy ground with a yell. YN held her breath.

“Gentlemen,” the newcomer’s voice was gravely. There were heavy footfalls and a scrambling sound of someone walking backwards. Something hit a tin-can.

“B-B-Boss.”

“Where is it?”

“Oh, about that –“ the other chuckled. 

“My money isn’t no laughing matter.” There was a thud like someone being shoved into a wall violently. The man groaned in pain. “You think I’m someone to be crossed? Where. Is. It?” the intimidating deep voice asked, lowly.

YN swallowed, frozen at the alley way’s entrance just out of view. When would she be able to pass? She needed to get out of here quiet and without being noticed. Or else… she was scared what would happen. This wasn’t the usual gang-dealings. Gangs would fight back, fist with fist. These men were scared.

“We can get it to you- We can- just give me some time, boss!”

“This is the second time,” the graveled voice grumbled; there was a low whistle, sharp and piercing.

And then it was quiet. There wasn’t even pleading, no whimpering.

Silence.

YN’s breath was held as she tentatively peered out from her spot. A sliver of her face was visible against the brickwork wall of the alley way. Smoke hazed the figures, but she could just make out the broad shoulders of the deep-voiced man, cornering another man to the brick wall. The man’s hand scratched at the many-ringed fingers that grasped his throat mercilessly. A gagging sound was heard. Not one of the gang-member’s allies moved to help them. Instead, they were all staring at the automobile.

A truck was reversed into the alley way. Black and large, it shined and flickered in the firelight. Its back-doors pushed open with a click, and men in dark masks tumbled out. Large, intimidating suited figures held bulky guns she had never seen before. YN had seen muskets, shotguns, and even a revolver once. These weren’t that. These were heavy, mechanical, and dangerous-looking. They piled into the alley, the metal of their weapons glinting in the firelight of the makeshift-barrel fire. The frightened figures strewn about the alley way were frozen-still; a few on the ground pleaded, praying. The masked men pointed their weapons at them warningly.

Her heart rate jumped.

This was more than just a gang fight – this seemed methodical. Frightened, her eyes darted to the other side of the alley, her path home just a few steps away. But she’d have to reveal herself… While they were distracted, she’d run. She would. She needed to get out of here quick. Like a mouse, she’d escape when the cats played with their prey.

There was the clink of a car door opening and a metallic thunk of it shutting firmly. A sigh echoed out into the air, disappointed.  

“Please, boss.” The figure held to the wall managed to splutter out.

His captor pushed him up the wall with a violent thud before finally letting go. The man gasped and gaped like a fish as the dark figure took a step backwards to look towards his accomplice. The figure exiting the car didn’t have the dark masks like the others. In this light and smoke, she could only make out the shape of him. Clean cut short hair, the trail of cigarette smoke, the gleam of his teeth. He tossed the cigarette to the icy floor.

Click, clack.

Click, clack.

Click, clack, BANG.

yall- this fic is my NEW OBSESSION

please pleasee check it out cuz i need to find people to fangirl over it with like tell me why this writing, plot, pacing, literally EVERYTHING is better than most shows/published books i’ve read?

i would like to take a moment to thank the skies above and our author for this phenomenal work 🙏🙏🙏

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