come play blorbos with me

we can do tghis. our touy

coming from someone who used to sweat buckets over saving and spending 45 bucks on a new video game as a teenager i cannot fucking believe nintendo has the audacity to charge 90 (ninety) (as many as nine tens, and that’s terrible) mother fucking dollars for their new games. if i had a 90 dollar game on my christmas list as a kid my mom would have broken me in half

meme redraw lmaoooooo

They’re so in love… T_T

send me a character and i’ll list:

being sad and trying to think about ur favorite characters to make yourself feel better is always kinda funny when every character u like is an abominable piece of shit. try to think "[X] would comfort me" no they would fucking Noooootttttt. Lol

Dear society please, I beg of you

Stop complaining about abusive relationships in the rape yaoi game

Stop complaining about characters looking underage in the lolicon game

Stop criticizing the fetishization of violence in the eroguro game

Stop complaining about the oversexualization of characters in a fucking porn game

If yall can't handle those things don't play games about it!! Stardew Valley and Pokemon are right there go play that instead <3

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice

when I put characters in situations that do not make sense thematically it's fine because I know I understand their core Principles and that I'm just having fun. when other people do it it's evil

when my mutuals do it it's also fine because I know they speak in jest

Red & blue characters <33

Do not separate

sometimes i feel bad for responding to objectively insane asks with objectively insane answers but listen if you've already broken the social contract by sending me some shit like "i had an incest experience irl once" or "i get horny over [whatever]" when i did not fucking ask then I'm going to get a little impolite back. sorry. like i know it's probably hard to gauge how to interact with me considering the content and tone of my blog but some of y'all don't even try