everytime i need a confidence boost i put on my big girl pants, change my tumblr layout, try to learn how to do a backflip, eat a sweet treat before inevitably searching "wikihow how to talk to a guy"
I fear if any of the redacted speaker cast were women I would’ve folded immediately. DOOOON’T matter what they did why do you hate to see a woman winning at life☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽
fem david lord i think id be on hands and knees begging for her hand in marriage and mercy at the first meeting. JAMES??? SMART WOMEN OHH MY GOSH ID FOLD SO BAD
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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
I'm the youngest of 6
my dad smacked me at 12 with a bunch of books because i got a bad grade
idk if this counts but one time at a party i was making out w this girl and randomly she's like i have a secret to tell you my bf has been watching this entire time im like WOAAAAHHH WHAAAAT i thoigjt I was gonna have to fight a dude idek cus she didn't tell me shit and then the dude came over and was very clearly on drugs and was like oh dw we're in an open relationshio i find this sexy imlike ouh... 😁 urmmm i don't wanna be in this so i told them i needed to pee and found my griends and then later on like over an hour later they found me again and asked if they upset me and i was drunk and honest and was like uhh well it was js awkward im not into that and they asked if they can make it up to me and i said they can give me a cigarette if they meant it and they did
lived with my cousins for a month during covid for reasons i will not disclose
I drank a whole container of soy sauce yesterday
Uhhhhhh so much lore I could share... also angel that is very concernin
Im the oldest of 6
I bought more soy sauce. I am using it as dip for my wings.
I helped my mom take care of my grandma for nearly 10 years.
when I was two, I fell off of a chair and my teeth went through my lower lip. There was so much blood.
i chipped my tooth running into a brick wall during p.e once
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EVERYONE QUICK describe your oc story in the worst way possible
lesbian witch tries to save werewolf best friend who doesn't want her and ends up with a man, backfires when her emotions manifest an even gayer demon who wants her soul to finally meet and probably have a freak off with some god due to a grudge or decade long sexual tension idfk
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headcanon that darlins body is sooo tea. like insanely tea. teeny waist huge hips jacked as hell. like the proportions of a greek statue. and they are completely unaware of it. they take off their oversized hoodies and audible gasps are heard through the room. every single pack member has to (either begrudgingly or not) admit how absolutely FINE darlin is. david finds this incredibly annoying. even while lecturing them. he can’t help but think. body tea tho
they have a fat ass that would be able to make a chronic insomniac that's been awake for 52 hours straight sleep
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Am i the only one who imagined the first meet like this?? *swooon*
Hoping Blake never gets a gameboi audio like Ollie just did, because Blake plays Fortnite, and from personal experience nothing good comes out of laying on the lap of someone playing Fortnite who is also very prone to emotional outbursts
if seeing a man throwing a tantrum over fortnite doesn't make bestie run atp they're perfect for eachother
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Avior creating a swimable pool of liquid gold with a black sand beach is one of the top 3 sexiest things in the Redacted verse.
Do you think Avior's illusion of sky and stardust all around was the closest approximation he could show Starlight of what Aria looks like?
okay hey this was unprovoked
do you think he made constellations resembling their face when they were gone so he wouldn't forget them ☹️☹️
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Avior creating a swimable pool of liquid gold with a black sand beach is one of the top 3 sexiest things in the Redacted verse.
Do you think Avior's illusion of sky and stardust all around was the closest approximation he could show Starlight of what Aria looks like?
okay hey this was unprovoked
do you think he made constellations resembling their face when they were gone so he wouldn't forget them ☹️☹️