F*ck Yeah, Concrete!

so do yall know how in twilight their hair doesn’t grow back after it’s cut? I kinda have the same idea for vampires in redacted canon.

therefore, some vampires have really short hair from accidentally cutting it not knowing that it wouldnt grow back (porter. sue me.) and some are very protective over theirs (vincent. he has long luscious hair that NO ONE except lovely touches).

also, alexis wears wigs.

Now im imagining a vamp cutting their bangs too short and crying their eternal life out

why tf did I say that omg

am i still known for my love of cowboys? am i still known? lmk thanks

Ye be a worthy matey in the crew, fer sure! Even if ye fancy cowpokes 'bove pirates!

thank you mysterious pirate

Aye anytime!

'ay matey what’s yer problem

Who the blaggard be ye? Doth ye think ye can take me on? I be CAP'N Hammy, so lower yer voice when ye be speakin' t' me. I be as merry as a parrot, I advise ye calm yer sails afore ye make a right mess o' this.

am i still known for my love of cowboys? am i still known? lmk thanks

Ye be a worthy matey in the crew, fer sure! Even if ye fancy cowpokes 'bove pirates!

Waiting for James' Audio Where Both He and His Partner are Together, Alive, and Happy | Days 240&241: OHMYFUCKINGGOD- I went to check Patreon to see if we're getting a new audio soon and I'm going to cry and say goodbye to this day count 😭😭 WELCOME HOME JAMES 😭😭

Aye, he be ne'er returnin'. Ye don't need t' sway us, nor yerself. Just let it go, matey.

Maybe i judgee porter and vincent too harshly, maybe i do actually like them, their storyline seems intresting…

Keep reading

I’m goin' ti scuttle ye when ye least expect it

YAR HAR HAR

I have nothing for the day of fools 😞

April Fools be not required. If ye don’t know ‘ow to partake, 'tis fine! Ye can just spin a yarn to yer’ crew too!

You lost me at spin a yarn

No translatin' 'til th’ morrow

Hammy please I can't take this I'm too dumbbbbbb

Dat be Cap'n Hammy t' ye. 'n as I mentioned, no translatin' till the morrow!

YAR HAR HAR

I have nothing for the day of fools 😞

April Fools be not required. If ye don’t know ‘ow to partake, 'tis fine! Ye can just spin a yarn to yer’ crew too!

You lost me at spin a yarn

No translatin' 'til th’ morrow

YAR HAR HAR

I have nothing for the day of fools 😞

April Fools be not required. If ye don’t know ‘ow to partake, 'tis fine! Ye can just spin a yarn to yer’ crew too!

YAR HAR HAR