Val Kilmer fucking died.
how we feeling
Sadness Everdeen
little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on
awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature
stop that put my words back normal style
🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨
snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle
i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now
infectiouspiss
Mevrouwtje vreselijke lichaamstemperatuur regulatie trekt zijn hoodie weer uit
infectiouspiss
Mevrouwtje vreselijke lichaamstemperatuur regulatie trekt zijn hoodie weer aan
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Aan hoodie lichaamstemperatuur mevrouwtje regulatie trekt vreselijke weer zijn
infectiouspiss
Stop dat zet mijn woorden terug normaal stijl
snailifier
🐌✨ slak geworden! 🐌✨
Snop snat snet mijn snoorden terug snormaal snijl
infectiouspiss
Ik zal het verdomme doen jij zoon van een teef snop snat nu meteen
The Dutch translation at the end is what really makes this post for me
The Dutch translation
at the end is what really
makes this post for me
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
What if instead of me being me I became Johnny Castle and became a dance instructor at a resort
@totoroboiii you turned on anon babes
⟢ pairing: bang chan x female!reader
⟢ genre: fluff, idolverse, friends to lovers (kind of)
⟢ word count: 2.3k
⟢ summary: when you and chan were expected to do tons of fan service because of how much your fans loved your interactions, it was only fair to take a little advantage of it at times.
⟢ author’s note: helloo, this is a request from @cant-see-sam, who asked for “something where she gets protective over one of her younger members and chan is just like one the corner giggling and kicking his feet” hehe. i don’t know if this is close to what you had in mind, but i enjoyed writing it and i hope you enjoy reading it<3
“Loverboy’s staring again” your second to oldest member, Kyungmi, let you know with a smirk.
She didn’t need to mention who was staring at you for you to know it was Chan, and you loved the thought of it so much that you found yourself fighting the smile that threatened with curving up the corners of your mouth.
“Don’t call him that” you murmured.
“He is, though” she pushed it, looking over your shoulder to the idol she was shamelessly throwing under the bus. “All he can see from over there is your back, yet he’s been stealing glances every two minutes”.
“Kyungie…” you warned her, carefully looking around and making sure there were no cameras pointing at your table—thankfully, there weren’t any. “There are cameras everywhere,” you reminded her regardless. “Be careful with what you say”.
She shrugged, lying back on her chair as her eyes went to the Award’s stage in front, which was now filled with staff members rushing from one side to the other as they prepared it for the next group to perform.
“There’s nothing interesting happening over here right now, they won’t bother filming us just yet”.
“Still…” you leaned back on your chair as well. “There are fans in the venue”.
“And they love your interactions with him!”
Rolling your eyes at her cynical excitement, you remained quiet—her words being far too truthful for you to even try and deny them.
Openly being friends with an idol of the opposite sex was always a hit or miss—people either loved it and asked for more interactions, or they hated it and wanted you to stay as far away from each other as possible.
Luckily for you and Chan, his fans, as well as yours, had loved your friendship ever since he first mentioned you in one of his weekly lives back in the day.
He didn’t think much of it when he did, as he had mentioned a handful of other idols before. He simply read a comment asking if he got along with the girl group that had recently debuted under JYPE—that being your group—and his genuine answer ended up with him bringing you up; mentioning how out of all the members he was the closest to you, since you were the leader and, as a very inexperienced one who wanted to do her best, you used to turn to him for advice.
That simple mention of your name was all it took for the fans to go wild, asking for more and more interactions between the two of you as the time went on, to the point the company itself would make sure to put the two of you together for dance challenges, variety shows, special stages, and whatnot.
It was fan service at its finest—until it was not.
eheheheheheheh everyone say thank you shinhyunjin
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genuinely can't tell if the exposure is wack or the man just looks like that