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still doin badly if anyones wondering

@caramella-dansen

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I lurked on r/196 for over 6 years and never posted or commented, but since the rapture I have decided to change my way and participate. So, Hi gay people in my phone! Its nice to finally meet you all :)

If you walk up or down the stairs your boobs will jump around in a uncomfortable yet gerrymandering way

A... a gerrymandering way??

Help girl politicians are dividing my boobs in a weird way to further their agenda

If I were a politician, I'd be dividing your boobs in a way that furthers my agenda as well.

Is touching my boobs part of your agenda?

I can neither confirm nor deny that. All I can say at this is that the boobs must be divided to make room for my face.

A boob undivided cannot fit a face or whatever the saying was

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