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girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.
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This list was created consulting Year in Reviews, Fanlore articles, user feedback, vintage pinterest posts, and my own knowledge. Don't worry about not seeing the shows in their entirety, vote based on your judgement. Enjoy!
do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years
how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom
hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes
regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out
fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty
go back out and live a lie
reblog to save a life
Pat dry your face - DONT rub. It will agitate the skin and make it red again.
Fan your face too, feels good as well as reducing redness.
AND IF SOMEONE STILL NOTICES AND ASKS ABOUT IT. EXCUSES:
“I sneezed and my eyes watered” “I yawned and my eyes watered” “Stubbed my toe” “Hit my elbow” “Hit *previously injured body part* on something.”
Trust me, as someone who has learned to shift from anxious wreck to “Everything’s Great! :) ™” in 0.2 seconds when I need to, These work. They really work.
For those who need it.
Blame it on weed or something in your eye
calm down there micheal