A Kawaii Fuck With a Gucci Storyline

if the kraken and sharks get good at the same time we will have a beautiful toxic rivalry <3

current events at the bottom of the pacific

Bugs when you lift up a rock

The Eyes of God, 2023, Digital Painting by myself, Liz Pence

My collection

after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

playstation advertisements in the 2000s

lets glow serenely with mama

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

ROBERT PATTINSON as MICKEY 17 & 18 MICKEY 17 (2025) dir. Bong Joon Ho

I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.

I'm gonna suck em off

a seven nation army couldn't fuck my ass

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

I will say the funny thing about the tariffs is that unlike a lot of Trump issues its not one where there's any question of "how can he do that, that's illegal or improper" bc like, no he does in fact have this authority and literally the only way to get rid of it is a vote of congress and then an override of his inevitable veto which just is not happening with a republican dominated congress.

Like every other big Trump 2.0 swing has been him telling his lawyers "look, we'll figure it out as we go" but this one is just like, well yeah you can just like, destroy the economy if you want we just assumed nobody would want to