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Cassie; 29 yrs old; NY; teacher; she/her/hers; lesbian; Fanfic writer. INFP-T. Instagram Twitter My Fanfiction Send Prompts
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Oh.

We're at "traffic tickets are justification for disappearing people off the street and sending them to death camps with no due process" levels of fascism now.

Okay yeah we're like fucked, fucked.

god this is embarrassing imagine saying this. imagine saying these words in that order. imagine thinking that thats an own. i genuinely cannot think of a more succinct way of saying "ive never listened to a single green day song before" elon did you really think you were the good guy in american idiot. are you kidding me. kill yourself

imagine being the literal richest person in the world and not thinking you're the machine

love green day for pissing off these losers with the same song for two decades and counting.

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Jen: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense.

Rio: I’ve got plenty of common sense!

Rio: I just choose to ignore it.

I was falling asleep at 10:30 last night, which I thought was fantastic bc I have work from 9 - 5:30 today so I figured I'd be well rested

Ha

Ha ha ha ha

No

I woke up at 12:30

Then 2:30

Then 4:30

Then 5:30

And then never went back to sleep

I am now at work and I want to die

I'm about to summon Rio to come pick me up

(not really I'm just sleepy and my ritalin is struggling to help me focus)

Please skull face Rio, save me 😫

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Agatha: I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!!

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If I announce that I'm done tweaking on something and then I go back to it, I wasn't lying, I just failed.

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