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Anonymous asked:

If I have a really good idea for a jam request, can I go ahead and send it to you for the next time you have a jam?

I had to think about this one for a little bit, because on one hand, I'm a person who starts getting anxious if I leave messages too long, but on the other hand, I also know how it feels to have a great idea and not be able to remember it later.

So, for now, I'm gonna say yes. As long as you're willing to wait for a Jam Day to actually get your fic, you can send me requests whenever. I'll make a google doc keeping a running record like I've done with my own ideas.

However.

If even one person starts nagging me to get their fic done, I will stop allowing this.

We copacetic? Cool.

no idea how I ended up going down this rabbit hole, but I'm finding a lot of the things I was encouraged to watch/read/listen to as a kid via our church library/media sale events were/are produced by focus on the family, which... in hindsight, seems very obvious, but ew.

lotta talk about how good or bad a movie adaptation of a book can be, but no one talks about how a good novelization can be absolutely devastating with the extra details you can fit into text that wouldn’t fit on-screen.

Stover's Revenge of the Sith novelization is still in the top tier for me after 20 years because of the passage where Anakin first wakes up in the Vader suit.

I drew a bunch of silly stuff with my werewolf woman and decided to gather it one post. Sometimes you just have to decompress through being goofy

You can read about her here.

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These comics are just some silliness I drew for fun. It's not really canon, she lives in a separate setting (not our world) and isn't able to talk as a werewolf. Her original story is also pretty rough and tragic.

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Pumpkin carving comic was a reward I drew for my patron Taxis

Beach comic was a reward I drew for my patron Shroom The Gordon Ramsay art is a result of a silly Patreon discussion x)

Updated the post, check it out 💅

Okay, but a Nie Bros bodyswap that is only comedic for like thirty seconds and then goes dead serious as they discover all the chronic illness they’ve been keeping secret from each other.

Nie Huaisang feels like his head and spine are constantly on fire and everything is designed on Maximum Sensory Overload specifically to piss him off because Nie Mingjue hasn’t been “well” since he bonded to Baxia and the war has only exacerbated the problem and he’s been hiding it under a veneer of hypercompetence and barking orders.

Nie Mingjue feels constantly exhausted and it seems like he can’t go more than a few minutes without random joints hurting for No Apparent Fucking Reason because Nie Huaisang was born premature and never fully recovered from the illnesses he incurred as a sickly baby and has been hiding it under pretending his weakness is entirely by his own choice.

This is how my brother feels all the time???” they both find themselves thinking at several intervals while they try to cut through the bullshit and get their old bodies back so that at least they’ll be living with the ‘familiar enough to be ignored’ discomforts again.

I can already tell this is going to prove incredibly stupid on my part by the amount of sneezing and my steadily growing headache, but we started planting my trees today. 2 in before dinner and 1 to go after.

I've been banned from helping with the last tree because I can't breathe through my nose and my eyes are getting puffy. Fuck spring.

Jin Guangyao  |    Su Minshan

Jiang Yanli       |    Wen Qing

Jin Zixuan        |    Jiang Cheng

Nie Mingjue     |     Nie Huaisang

Wei Wuxian   |    Lan Wangji Yiling Laozu |   Wen Ning Mian Mian  |    Jin Ling Lan Xichen  |   Lan Xichen version 2 (couldn’t decide) Xiao Xingchen   |    Xue Yang   |   Song Lan

Dear Americans

Please don't pay your taxes

I mean with Social Security specifically, just not paying into it isn't an option for the vast majority. Unless you're being paid under the table or strictly cash only, it comes with having a job at all because The Boss has already made the arrangement with the government that that shit comes out of the paycheck before you even get the stub for your deposit or the paper to get it cashed.

I can already tell this is going to prove incredibly stupid on my part by the amount of sneezing and my steadily growing headache, but we started planting my trees today. 2 in before dinner and 1 to go after.

i think one of the strangest examples of cognitive dissonance on here might be the crowd who are very like proud of their affinity for capital-h Horror and post about how anyone who doesn't like whatever their erotic cannibalism etc etc thing is is a terminally steven universe media illiterate anti-intellectual, but also like, makes callout posts for kinksters and incest shippers calling them pedophiles

Finally had to go outside to take Charlotte out because everyone else was gone, and it took about .3 seconds for my head to just completely clog up. Whoof.

I'm still leagues better than I was yesterday tho.

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