horse kicked

Alternating

lighting a blunt on the signless' cuffs

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

dude i've seen you die a hundred times,,, i'm telling you i'm trapped in a time loop you have to let e jerk you off, it won't change anything,, but we literally haven't tried it yet please it could save everyone

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

Not having a traditional job or plans to get an education will have people asking you things like so what is the purpose of you staying alive?

i'm not ghosting you, i forgot i was real

Nonbinary flowers

look