"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

love and warmth and happiness and most importantly pasta

the european urge to contact everyone you know to let them know the queen has died

hot girl summer is over it’s officially time for haunted whore halloween

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Hey guys I’m gonna make this quick, but I’m gonna take a week long break from posting on tumblr. Don’t worry I am fine I just thought I’d give myself a mini-break ✨ besides I’d rather not put out anything half-assed for demon roomie especially now since the ending is kinda drawing near 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

I hope you understand 😚 asks are always open so you’re free to talk to me if you want ✨

for demon roomie readers, I'll still be posting tonight's update dw and I’ll see you next week after that 💞

also if u can, please reblog so more ppl can see!

not the biggest fan of how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. girl why am i sisyphus i didn't even cheat death

i also reread deuce from time to time to feel something

this aint jake this is sim jaeyun 🤚

I SAID THE SAME THING ON MY TWT

🌷🧚‍♀️🧼; ᝰꜜ ᩠˚ 𖤐 fairy of shampoo

sypnosis: demons and angels have always existed in this world, hidden away in the shadows and guiding people to do right or wrong in many different forms and identities. This time as broke stressed out college students, Hyunjin a 1000+ old demon had a special duty to go guide a young boy in college but struggles when he see another person in the boys life that might make him fail his task. What happens when one demon and one angel both get assigned to the same person?

pairing: demon!hyunjin x angelfem!reader

featuring: enhypen, straykids, txt, itzy, wonyoung from ive and more!

genre: enemies to lovers, slowburn?, fluff, crack, angst maybe, fantasy au, college au

warnings: swearing, idk not much tbh ill add when i need too, maybe some suicidal jokes? like saying kys or kms or sumn 🤕, mentions of blood

author’s note: please ignore the fact the header looks very similar to my fiesta one 😓 i made it at 1 am and im lacking my creative mind rn, it still took me more than 1 hour tho 😒 HELP AND MY SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW⁉️ IM SOBBING CRYING BLEEDING AND THROWING UP 😭

also this fic is inspired by @ddeonuism my accidental demon roomate!! i just wanted to give creds cuz one part of the story i planned for them is something similiar that happened in her book :) DONT WORRY THO THE PLOT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT 😭 i dont plagiarise since i was a wattpad writer before and my work has been plagiarised so many times on diff websites 😵‍💫

release date: 25th january 2022

taglist: (open) send ask or reply asking to be added :)

profiles ! :

chapters ! :

taglist: (open) @renjunvrse @nrksrealgf @woopetals @enhacolor @blaaiissee @nightzu @sncrly-mn @starlosthyunjin @hwangprint @soobin-chois @mybabywearschanel

(help if u didnt want to be tagged let me know cuz i did say to reblog if u wanted to be added but idk if some people just reblog posts 😭)

permanent taglist: @missmadwoman @acciomylove tell me if u dont want to be tagged in this smau :)

skz taglist: n/a send ask if u want to be tagged in all my skz works! (i have an enhypen and txt one too so u can ask to be on those ones if you’d like)

everyone who hates more than me has problems and everyone who hates less than me is faking positivity

Better see y'all reblogging this

This user wears their mask over their nose and sealed properly!

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

Giv news

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

pls

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

plz bagel plssss 🙏

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

Bagel, pls

bagel please i need this thank you

pls bagel

Bagel please

I beg of you sir bagel

Please, I need this so bad

bagel gods, bring me some amazing news please <3

I don’t believe in this kinda stuff, but i really hope to get some news about my fav show getting saved after it got cancelled, so i’m not taking any chances

bagel bagel

Bagel

bagel I trust u

Lucky 13, unlucky 13. No matter your superstitions, what is the 13th song on your spotify wrapped? 

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

what’s ur sign and what’s the person you’re closest too sign

Resisting the feminine urge to say I love you to everyone I have a positive interaction with