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Me, ass deep in your blog: I bet you're wondering how I got here...

(It's because I archive and recirculate a lot of older posts. Those are going in my queue and will be spit out by my whims. Thank you for your service.)

If you want to repay the favor, my tagging system is...

Alice and Bob- (names may vary) Means the post in question has these two characters in it. The more plot relevant character is listed first. Sometimes shippy, sometimes platonic. Best way to search the archives.

Meta- Insights about my fandoms, or fandom as a whole. Not separated.

Femslash- good ol f/f tag

Humor- Funny shit for a rainy day!

Useful shit- guides and the like!

Sad Tag- for when you're in need of a good cry

Storytime- Cool tumblr stories

On stories- posts about reading and writing

I post ~50 times a day. Follow with caution.

(optional) about me under the cut

Al and the cats 🐈

I realized I’d been holding back on drawing cats recently, and my portfolio definitely needed some more. This piece was a fun opportunity to experiment with metal textures and multiple elements in a composition. There is a subtle GIF with four frames of moving whiskers.

I loved getting lost in the creative process. It took some time to figure out the cat stylization and level of detail, but I’m happy with the result. This project has sparked an interest in creating more fan art which is something I’ve shied away from.

Also, I love Alphonse Elric as a character. He is a child whose soul is bound to an empty set of armor, which makes him look intimidating. He is kind and has a love for animals, especially cats. Since he is young and has the innocence of youth taken away from him, through his interactions with animals we get to see him get to be young and playful again.

"Huh, tumblr sure likes this dungeon story. I guess there's an anime of it but it's hard for me to get into watching stuff."

"Huh, tumblr really likes this dungeon story, the memes are cute and I'm enjoying the little snippets of lore that cross my dash. Neat."

"Huh, tumblr is still on about this dungeon story. I, too, enjoy the dwarf panty shots. Neat!"

"Huh, it looks like you can read the whole dungeon story so far for free on this website. I might as well give it a try."

"Huh, I have been nerdsniped by the nutrient breakdowns of all the meals so far and the dwarf talking about nutrition. Fuck. Guess this is my life now."

Stop, stop, I already love you.

Hey in case you've been reading the manga and you're not someone who cooks, I want you to know that so far (up to chapter five) Senshi's cooking info is all totally solid.

Like. At one point he compares using the gelatin from a carnivorous plant with the pectin from a different plant and points out that the gelatin sets better. Gelatin *does* set and bind better than pectin in most cases.

I just read the chapter with frying mandrakes and everything from testing the temperature of the oil with a chopstick to whisking the egg/water/flour batter with a pair of chopsticks (after sifting the flour to make sure it doesn't clump) to talking about when to flip fried foods and at what temperature to fry them is. Just. It's more attention to cooking than I've seen in most media.

(Also if you're not from a culture that uses chopsticks regularly, try whisking with a pair of chopsticks sometime. I make my fried mushroom fritters with the same technique that Senshi makes his mandrake tempura and it's great - chopsticks act like a combination of whisk and tongs and are really handy when whisking batter and transferring battered food to hot oil and flipping frying food, you get so much more control than you would by, like, using a slotted spoon to move the food around in the oil).

I had been under the impression that cooking was a big part of the story but I didn't expect that it would be a big part of the story in a "here's a half-page panel that shows an efficient technique for mincing root vegetables" way.

oh no he's hot

  1. The interfaith holy water. Incredible.
  2. The logic that you can use a jar of holy water as a melee weapon against ghosts because they can pass through matter so it doesn't matter if the holy water isn't out in the open they're going to come into contact with it if you swing a jar through them is flawless.
  3. Because the jar is swinging around it goes through a bunch of ghosts and the fluid inside gets mixed up and stirred around; because ghosts are cold, this gets you sorbet.

Buds this is a really good story with a genuinely weird amount of forethought put into it and I love it.

Hi my name is Laios and I love monsters and I named my monster sword Swordboy because I am great at naming things.

I know it's not cast iron but it's cast iron and Senshi is on that good cast iron shit.

Look I just cannot explain to you how much a manga that discusses the danger of water intoxication and is considerate about nutrient absorption is my extremely specific catnip.

I knew it was good from the conversations around it but I didn't know it was "giving lessons about parasite safety and talking about water intoxication" good.

Sexy human fighter gets fucked by a kraken. A+.

Good news for the horny about gore crew in the worldbuilding here.

the orc is making the warg wave goodbye. THE ORC IS MAKING THE WARG WAVE GOODBYE.

"I have never been able to stand you"

NGL, that shit hurted.

Senshi gets it.

oh he's so disappointed oh no it's too cute

Look, I am now aware that there must be Laios hucow fics out there and I simply need the links for research purposes.

I am fighting for my LIFE not to just screencap every image of elf!Senshi but I had to do this one because it took me out at the knees.

It really shouldn't surprise me so much that 'men are human beings' pisses so many people off considering I myself was steeped far into into radical feminism enough at one time to be like, "Are they really, though?" but it is disappointing to see how the attitude has spread since I pulled myself back out of it.

Btw, no one is telling you to go up to Matt Walsh and try to have a deep conversation about where and how his fee fees were hurt and why he acts this way.

We're telling you to reassure the sixteen year old boy asking on reddit what he can do about being a man because he feels so bad about it and and if there's any way to not be a bad person despite it that he's not irreparably damaged and destined to go full Anakin just because of the sex he was born as and maybe watch where and how you do your venting because why the fuck have I seen so many questions along these lines from young men on reddit the past few years.

There was also an uptick of young trans men posting questions in trans reddits asking how to get themselves to 'not want to become an icky predatory male' despite their dysphoria over the past several years too.

The dehumanization of men hurts me as a nonbinary transfem person too. It hurts me because many ppl still see me as male, and it hurts me because I see myself as part male. And thirdly because I want to be free to express my gender how I want, and I cannot do that if I have to run from or denounce masculinity in order to be accepted in left-wing circles. That's not freedom, it's toxic.

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It's also homophobic to gay men let's be real.

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