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my naym iz cat :3 \\ if u must refer to me, use she/they or kitty/cat pronouns \\ bisexual lesbian nonbinary trans woman punk bitch bike dyke \\ i'm an adult, and i sometimes post/reblog adult content ;3 \\ white, living on multnomah, clackamas, and cowlitz land. doing what i can to connect with the land and the native peoples displaced from it, & to fight for landback and endciv \\ jaded, fagged out socialite. certified nutcase, dope head, and serial criminally insane candidate. warrior eunuch of the digital era. \\ welcome to my wondrous world of scalding takes, incoherent ramblings, and self-aggrandizement \\ hrt 17 april 2020 \\ 40C & growing ;3

heyyyy internet leftist… i can't help but notice that none of your posting involves confessing to crimes on the internet, or revealing details about your on-the-ground activism that could be used to find you in real life? seems suspicious, i'm going to assert that all you ever do is post

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Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

you folks do know that "tme" also applies to cis people right? there seems to be an impression that "tme" means "all trans people who aren't trans women" when it means EVERYBODY who isn't transfeminine. which includes cis people.

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

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i make it large i make it big

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boar strength solves most any problem

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posts about it on my blog

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boar has captured minds and hearts

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love hog till the day i die

running errands like kurt vonnegut

⬆️ like so

[image transcription:

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:

"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?

And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.

I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around.

And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Let's all get up and move around a bit right now... or at least dance.]

"you can't call people eggs because some have internalized bigotries and they will push themselves further into the closet" personally i think it's good to force others to face their bigotries

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