“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”
u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw
Stay alive lesbians
all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING
'ah, that's better, I like kissing. And snuggling with dead things, yes, hold me.'
you don't have to like homestuck but you have to give it props: it knows how to tell a fucking story
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
great minds think of dykes
and someday together we'll shine
i am a person. you are not.
consider lezzing out when the moment arrives
my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven
But seriously primadonna by marina and the diamonds is one of the best pop songs ever fathomed and constructed and birthed into this world… hearing it for the first time at like age 14 changed me forever. All I ever wanted was the world.
I know I’ve got a big ego…. I really don’t know why it’s such a big DEAL though