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imma post a bunch of the dc art i have. trust
just posted my first fic on ao3! it’s an early adoption au (just dick, jason, and tim) and all the kids are really young, and bruce is trying to parent them. i’ll prob make it a series, so stick around!!
This is based off a text convo I had with my cousin lmao
As someone with siblings, I just thought of something we would do to each other to annoy one another and I thought it would be funny if the BatKids did it.
Damian who is sitting on the couch, staring at Tim:
Tim getting annoyed: Can you stop staring at me?
Damian deciding to be a little shit: I’m not staring at you.
Tim who clearly sees Damian still staring at him: Yes you are.
Damian: No I’m not
Tim: Yes you fucking are.
Damian:
Tim:
Damian:
Tim: Bruce! Tell Damian to stop staring at me!
Bruce who was just walking by and is running on thirty minutes of sleep and doesn’t want to deal with his kids just yet: Damian, stop staring at your brother.
Damian: I’m not staring at him, Father.
Tim: Yes he is! Tell him to stop!
Bruce, sighing: Tim, just try to ignore him.
Tim: No! I find it hella creepy for the little demon child staring at me constantly!
Bruce absolutely done with this shit: Damian, please don’t stare at your brother anymore.
Damian: But I wasn’t, Father!
Tim: Stop lying! We clearly see you staring at me!
Bruce: Tim, sweetheart, why don’t you leave the room if it’s bothering you?
Tim: No! I was here first and I’m not moving!
Bruce is absolutely done. This goes on for another twenty minutes before Dick comes in the room and starts being annoying towards both of his brothers, making Damian stop staring at Tim. Bruce is just relieved it’s over. Remind him to never adopt more kids.
Bruce: So, the CEO of United Healthcare was shot and killed
Jason: What? Why's everyone looking at me?
Bruce: Did you do it?
Jason: WHAT? Do you really think I would do something like that?
Dick: Yes
Tim: Yes
Damian: Yes
Steph: Yes
Cass: Yess
Jason: ....without telling everyone? If that was me I would be shouting it from the rooftops.
Bruce: Just tell me if you killed the CEO or not
Jason: Bitch I'll kill a CEO right now if you don't start acting right.
little panel redraw that i did instead of studying for my history test
Dick: Okay everyone, what’s should we play for family game night?
Jason: Uno?
Dick: That ended in Damian nearly dicing up Tim.
Duke: Monopoly?
Dick: That ended in us breaking the Penguin out of Arkham to ask about the legality of parts of the game.
Tim: Spot-it?
Dick: That ended with Duke having a broken hand because we all slapped the deck too hard.
Damian: War?
Dick: Too long and we don’t need anymore plans on taking over the world.
Cass: Charades?
Dick: That ended in at least five pieces of furniture and decorations broken.
Steph: Jenga?
Dick: Jason and I both sprained an ankle for trying to climb on furniture to reach the top.
Bruce: Poker?
Dick: Shut up, old man, you don’t get a say.
Bruce: :(
Babs: How about Candy Land?
Dick: You know what? Sure. What could possibly go wrong?