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THE PRINCE IS DEAD! THE KINGDOM IS LOST!

URL change announcement! Formerly stutteryprince-difficulties, now cemetery-circus!

⭐Buckle up fellas! The Ramshackle opening theme is coming out April 6, 2025 @ 12pm EST!!! ⭐

On top of that we're also gonna have a lil merch drop to celebrate the Ramshackle pilot's anniversary 🥳 YAY

In Mario Superstar Baseball, chemistry is a stat that signifies how well characters get along with others on the team. Every possible matchup of two characters has its own chemistry value ranging from 5 (horrible) to 99 (perfect) attached to it.

Interestingly, despite characters one might readily imagine not getting along well (Mario and Wario, Peach and Bowser, Luigi and King Boo, etc.) having bad chemistry, none of the "obvious" rivalries and bad relationships have the worst possible chemistry value of 5.

This one is used only for the matchups between Peach and Petey Piranha, and between Toadette and Bowser. This must mean that in the minds of the developers, these two pairs of characters harbor exceptionally deep hatred for each other.

genuinely i think that if your game's complex hyperdetailed character creator can't make an accurate mario it's a failure

can you make a short guy who's fat and has a big nose. or did you put all your budget into making five different glans options

grief is so crazy like what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. does she know i loved her. i miss her so much. i catch myself doing things she used to do. i wish i could call her. i miss her so much. i do a crossword puzzle. i cry while washing the dishes. does she know i loved her? my heart feels like a hummingbird. i miss her so much. what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. what if i forget.

Shantyman

Headcanon time Doubling as the Salty Shark's leader in moral boosting, Blue Sponge Cookie also works as the Shantyman and instigates, well, shanties as the crew works. Which was a real thing they were used for, both for fun and to keep the sailors on a rhythm. And while having a good singing voice for that was... Negotiable; Blue's actually got a good set of pipes. Woulda made it big as a singer, had he not been more interested in the sea than the stage-

"Why does Group A deserve human rights if Group B doesn't have them?"

Both groups deserve human rights. That's how human rights work.

Anyone who convinces you to barter one group's rights against another is not interested in giving them to either group.

Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.

Anonymous asked:

what's the best gift you could give sparks?

It takes Sparks a lot of effort to ask for things outright... the last time she chose to buy something for herself using the ship's money, she bought herself a small Hand Welder while everyone else in the party was buying guns and ammo... 😔

It's a result of coming from a place of struggle. She never buys anything frivolous for herself because she knows the money can be spent elsewhere, somewhere more important. But, then again, it's very easy to spend that money on others! Because then it's a gift and a gesture of love.

She cares so much for others, she often forgets to care for herself.

I think if you were going to gift Sparks something, I think a few days off would be a good place to start. Get her a nice dress, take her to an expensive dinner. Pamper her. Care for her. 😤 She deserves it.

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