Bahrain GP, a summary

Oscar: *chilling at the front, probably reading the newspaper, could use a drink tho*

George: *loses something every lap, hanging on by a thread, somehow manages to keep the second papaya behind despite all that*

Charles: *victim of ferrari's fuck ass tire strategy, he is surrounded by idiots, fighting for his life against the papaya behind him with its nose up his ass*

Max: *driving a dumpster fire with mood swings on wheels, probably this close to do the entire pit stop by himself, would've been faster than whatever the fuck that was anyway*

Lewis: *rethinking his life choices*

Ollie:

(honorable mention to the time tower that apparently had a stroke and nearly dnfed on us)

max verstappen brought this child into the world 😭

i’m a really big fan of this seasons theme of “george russell third wheeling with lando and his boyfriends”. hope they keep it up.

oscar speaking french..

oscar: there will, of course, be a huge party in my honor. I will, of course, not be attending it.

Oscar Piastri is the driest mf on the grid both literally and figuratively

BAHRAIN GP 2025 | Post-Race interview

dinosaurs moodboard!!

do not separate them... they're insane for this

oscar looks so surprised 😯

no transponder, might lose the dash WHAT IS GOING ON @ MERC

Red Bull tractor this. Ferrari tractor that that. NO. George Russell's car is literally losing a component every time he completes a lap.

oscar piastri mentally frolicking in a field of flowers and sunshine w/ a solid 15 second lead basically the whole race

meanwhile this george russell subplot:

i love formula one

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