THE HUMANS SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN US
I don't think that's entirely true, Alphys?
W-well, unfortunately, it does seem like we have been forgotten
HOW ARE WE EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE FRIENDS IF WE HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN?!
Any ideas Alphys?
Well, I d-do have one idea . . .
Yeah?!
It seems as though the humans are really fond of Sans and any alternate version of him
✨ They don't like me??? ✨
Well, yes, they just like Sans more
THEN WE SHALL FIND A WAY TO GIVE THE HUMANS WHAT THEY WANT!!
hey, whatcha guys talking about?
(TWs on my pinned post)
*A random child holding a dead rabbit comes through a portal and gasps*
"Dwagons!"
Ok, this is officially weird now
A NEW FRIEND!! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM SMALL ONE?
yeah, no, nevermind, im going
wh-what's that you have there?
✨ This isn't very television friendly, dear visitor ✨
"Weapewtale! Was talkin' to oldew me! 'Is Bun! My fwiend!"
SANS!! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!
nope!
Uhh . . . Alphys? What do we do with this kid?
I- . . . I don't know. This kid was somehow able to find their way here. We might just have to wait for them to go back on their own.
✨ Darling, I'm not going to sugar-coat it. Your friend is dead. ✨
"What dat mean?"
✨ Deceased, dead, gone, no longer alive, stiff and cold, never coming back. I can keep going. ✨
Mettetton? Maybe you shouldn't be telling that to a child?
✨ Oh hush darling, I know what I'm doing. ✨
Welp, it's his funeral
"Huh...? But he's jus' sleepy!"
✨ No, he's not. There is no life left in that thing. It's a corpse. ✨
Mettetton, please stop.
It'll be ok Alphys.
SANS!! GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OVER HERE NOW!! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT A GUEST!!!
nope! thats a dead rabbit! not dealing with that today! i would rather deal with grimora instead!
*Reaper just starts crying*
Oh-! Oh dear! I-it's ok! Th-there's no need to cry! U-uh . . . How about I help you lay your friend down to rest and, uhh . . . We look for a n-new one?
SANS!! YOU ARE NOT GOING TOWARDS THE GRIMORA INFESTATION!!! I'VE DELT WITH THOSE ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
better than a dead rabbit!
NO IT'S NOT BETTER THAT A DEAD RABBIT!! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!
*Reaper continues crying*
U-uuhh . . . Y-you want a monster candy? I've got a f-few I can give you!
i dont wanna! i refuse to deal with that! besides, we aint ready for guests!
SANS!!!
nope!
NOW SANS!!!
nope!
*Reaper doesn't stop crying, his worldview is shattered*
uhh . . . . . umm . . . . . Mettetton! Apologize!
✨ How assertive darling, alright fine, I will ✨
W-wait r-really?!
✨ Yes darling. Do I have to repeat myself? ✨
N-no, I just . . . . wasn't expecting it to be that easy
✨ Yes, yes, moving on ✨
✨ I am sorry child ✨
UNDYNE!! CAN YOU HELP ME WITH SANS?!
I guess I can! hold on, I'm coming!
Sans!!! Come on! What are you doing?!
nothing!! leave me alone!!
*Reaper looks at him, then continues crying*
