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the midwest is so beautiful this time of year…….reblog 2 support our farmers
if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside
if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier
fucking eldritch level feelings for these two wtf
playing this game makes me feel wayy too many things
Eligo in Summum Pontificem
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Cry me a fucking river
if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure
i <3 public transit
The board's spokeswoman is the scariest character in Severance. The way she can so aggressively project pure brainwashed nothingness through her eyes makes my soul scared. Everyone in Severance is sort of required to be an exceptional face actor but oh my god. Milchick trying to talk to her about the Kier paintings and every time she is looking at him like a dead fish that has been stuffed in a human suit. Outstanding
jesus christ i'm so stressed for him
oh my god. hold on a second. he is going to find his mate through a song of true love
love wins, like it actually does win 😭 i will cry for one million years thank you gay penguins i love you i hope your marriage is happy and you find lots of little orphan eggs to care for
@sneefsnorf he's gay and trying to find his husband 😓 and he DID find him like a true gay king 🙌
EVERYONE IN THE NOTES STOP HETEROSEXUALISING MY BOY
You heard them, the penguins are gay!
the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line