the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

absolutely loving the developing alex/daniel bromance this season🫶🏼

Send me anonymously a song you think matches my vibe

He's got the Brain Scramblies. What We Do In The Shadows, S02E03

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 2.05

facing the consequences of your actions all by yourself, handsome?

APRIL 7, 2013 – MARC MARQUEZ putting his tough guy face on before the start of 2013 Qatar Grand Prix (aka his first ever MotoGP Grand Prix race).

the holy trinity: vampirism, lesbianism & homoeroticism

good for him