Can't believe NaNoWriMo just did this, but literally.

People keep asking if this is an April fool's joke and I cannot stress to you enough that it very much is not. The org announced it was closing down yesterday (which is not surprising given all the recent scandals).

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

@mcelroyfamilystaff

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

some of you are a little too pretty to be on tumblr i think you should be luring people to their watery demise instead

dont play defense

Terfs want my gender-affirming lasers so bad that they stole my art

also, its sister tweet:

How could you forget:

Had to add this gem

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

collection of some of my favourite derek guy (dieworkwear on twitter/the menswear guy) tweets

At this point it's both cheaper and healthier to just do amphetamines

Not to mention Jesus very much did just give people fish. Like, that was a significant thing that happened.

and he made sure that there was enough for everyone. It was a pretty big deal.

Otra víctima el Chupacabra

The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!

black spotted tabby