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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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can we reintroduce “disturbing” back into the popular lexicon in place of most uses of “traumatizing”
“This experience puts me in a worse mental state and my well-being will be compromised…”
- Discomfort: “…until the stimulus is removed; there’s a chance I will have forgotten about this experience by tomorrow” (“I got rained on, I need a hot shower”)
- Distress: “…for the rest of the day, but probably no more than a week; I may require some level of care and social support to make it more bearable” (“I had to sleep in the freezing rain without shelter, I might need to take a few days off work”)
- Trauma: “…for months or years, potentially forever; this experience may have fundamentally changed part of who I am and I will need to dedicate time and resources towards recovery and healing” (“I lost some toes to frostbite and every time I see my feet I am reminded of the time I thought I would die”)
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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
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…And I fell into the Jacuzzi - Submitted by: fastman27
#091F4A #3448C9 #E7BCF6 #F4749C #D14385
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OVERGROWN POODLE
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Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.
The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.
Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.
That's the Offspring.
The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.
A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.
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happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
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no more happy april fools…it’s cancelled
this bird is sleepy…and demands rest this year. with its favorite pillow…please go home…thanks.
huh……….oh????
!! it was not cancelled. you have been fooled………..by two april fool beepers….no cancel….no pillow…..they chat amongst themselves and decide to tell u to have a double good april 1st……………
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Rescue Rapid as a Raid
"Last time Ifa swung by, he picked up two jars of honey. I guess he's making more crackers for baby saurians... Ah, don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I just hope he remembers to leave some for me."
— Ororon
◆ Name: Ifa
◆ Title: In the Wake of Wandering Winds
◆ Tlalocan Vet
◆ Vision: Anemo
◆ Constellation: Catena Opele
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Good morning I drew a sleepy cat
APRIL FOOLS THEY ARE A SNAKE WISHING YOU A NICE DAY !!!
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happy April fools day. take this bird. absolutely nothing to see here. don’t poke, click, or bother it. goodbye!
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happy april fools. please take this bird
hahaha…….hooohoohoo
bamboozle!! i got you a bird and many eggs
ha!!
got you……….again……by the april fools beepers……it was multiple birds the entire time…not just one, no egg…………they tell u they hope u have a great april first
very-kawaii
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Awwwww!!!