no homo howell: we don’t share clothes

me:

omg is this the post they used for terrible influence

I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.

Ahhh, there’s the obvious conclusion.

If we can de-extinct* species, surely there’s no point in worrying about endangered species anymore! We can bring them back anytime!

*depending on your definition of de-extinction.

And remember: they arent actually ignorant of anything here. Its not that they falsely think species can be brought back.

Its that they already don't care if most life on earth went extinct, but they know the general public and many fellow politicians might feel differently. They hope this misconception will trick people into letting them do as they please.

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”

you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?

“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.

“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid

“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one

i love playing blogs with you, come to my house

are you sucking me stupid right now. are you fucking my stupid gay ass right now. please tell me youre just yanking my penis right now. are you actually just grabbing my tits right now

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

waiter more phyuri please!!!

also for fun a simulation of myopia / different diopters! had no idea what -3.5 would be because that was probably what my eyesight was in like, second grade, so

I am diagnosed autistic and i am v interested to see if anyone else is :D

As always reblog for sample size :p

Easter baking next week guys trust