The “cbeeduo cannibalism blog”

I think c!Kristin should’ve had a much bigger role in the storyline because everyone in the dsmp has a relationship with death. They have three lives, they can escape her until they can’t. She’s a devotion to Phil. An attachment to Techno. A taunt to Tubbo. An escape for Tommy. Chains to Wilbur. A punishment for Dream.

If the Dsmp as a whole wasn't created through Minecraft what do you think it would be instead? My guilty pleasure is to pretend it comes from some sort of third person shooter game that's targeted at a mostly male audience but has terribly queer undertones

My grandpa on my dad’s side always seemed like a funny guy i could play with when i was a kid. He loved to tease us and he’d laugh like how you expect an old Canadian country man to laugh, full and wheezy with whoops and a wide toothy smile. Now that i’m grown it gets harder to want to see him at family gatherings. He keeps repeating the same stories about animals he encountered or killed, his comments are out of pocket and no one dares start anything out of politeness, and it’s clear he doesn’t really want to learn from his old patriarchal ways.

I’ve 100% based my image of cSchlatt off of him to an overly indulgent degree, especially in relation to cTubbo. You, cTubbo, good old dirt boy, growing up doing work and running around in the sun and jumping into water. You, living with your dad who you love so much, your dad who’ll play country music on the radio when he’s outside, who loves making you laugh, who’ll apologize for smacking you by playing ball and asking about your little book you’ve got there. Growing up with a man that refuses to take accountability is exhausting the more you age, but he feeds you and gave you a roof and really does love you at the end of the day so you don’t dare complain too much. It’s only when you leave that you realize how miserable it all was. It takes years to understand that you don’t need to bust your ass off for affection. That’s not how you were raised. You don’t do as you’re told and you get punished, that’s how it works. That big old scar is a dear reminder of that. Your dad loves you but he doesn’t tolerate disobedience. It’s his way or it’s wrong.

I need everyone to start drawing cTubbo like he belongs on the front page of a 90’s gay bear porn mag

Did anyone notice that ranboo in the summer art is reading 1984 or do i have to point that out

Am i a cBeeduo fan because i yearn for domesticity, or is it because i too am a tired, overworked monsterfucker?

@irlctubbo made amazing gifs 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺OUGFHFHH TYY

cBenchtrio gacha game summer card

OKAY im dumping all of my egg stuff here (that i remember) to answer yalls questions:

Since endermen have long lifespans, they egg about once every four-five years. All endermen have eggs, but they do need to be inserted into a chest pouch for the right conditions to take and become offspring. They all come out of an ovipositor, and are both transparent and squishy in early unfertilized stages to cause less pain to the bearer when they come out. They cause discomfort when they build up during egging, though. Usually, endermen hold only two to four eggs.

Most endermen that are killed either don't have eggs, or only have unfertilized ones. Ender pearls only function completely if they're fertilized, probably since there's enough endermen properties in it to be used as a portable teleportation device (Idk if that makes sense. It does in my head. More endermen in egg = teleport better, basically. The pearl gunk absorbs the holder's dna and boom.) So that makes ender pearls a very rare item that usually only happens to be in richer folk's hands.

Unfertile eggs don't have much of a use. Some people eat them as a very rare delicacy, but they need to be prepared right to be delicious (They're thick and earthy, a little sour) and not cause many teleportation problems. (Though all reported were brief and very mild.)

Ranboo doesn't have much use with their unfertile eggs. They most likely drop them in the sea to at least feed whatever swims down there instead of just wasting them. Tubbo tried to make them both a pearl farm. Tubbo was given a strict lecture on why that physically cannot happen and why it's a bad idea.

Should’ve drawn cbeeduo oviposition and moved on

romance isn’t dead ❤️

cTommy and cRanboo fall to the floor like a sickly victorian child whenever there's the slightest smell of cigarette in the air and cTubbo's halfway through his dad's cigar stash he stole

Don’t think i’ll actually finish this

I keep forgetting cool people are here so whenever i open my notifications to Big Talented Artist liking my art i jump out of my skin. I am a measly peasant why is the king at my doorstep