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@cheshiregrinfu / cheshiregrinfu.tumblr.com

I'm pretty easily spooked, so if you wanna chat, you probably need to reach out first. Otherwise, nice to meet you!♡ (Btw I run a side selfship blog called sunny-in-love so if you get random rbs from there thats me) I'm a 26 year old trans dude, he/they. (asexual/fictoromantic)

According to a new study published in The New England Journal Of Medicine this week, human beings were never meant to wake up after falling asleep, but were rather supposed to remain in a deep, peaceful slumber until eventually expiring. “Our research team of evolutionary biologists conducted an extensive and thorough examination of human physiology, past and present, and determined that human beings were, in their ideal state, supposed to be born, spend a solid 12 hours awake as an infant, and then lie down for a tranquil, dream-filled sleep from which they would then not awaken,” lead researcher Dennis Zeveloff said of the findings, which also suggest that life for early man was not supposed to last longer than one day.

Happy birthday trans people!!!!!! ✨💞🥰💙🫶🌟💕🦎🏳️‍⚧️💞the world is better with you in it ❤️

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Did not mean to add the lizard 😐

Ok happy birthday trans people x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉✨🎈🎉💕✨🫶🏳️‍⚧️💙🤍💖🎉✨🌟And also this lizard!!!!🦎🏳️‍⚧️💕🎉

Tesla is doing so poorly elons trying to advertise on tumblr lmao. Now might be the worst time to buy and/or hold

oh no

i was meant to take the steak out of the pineapple after 30mins- 1 hour.

I left it in there since 6pm yesterday

it's 9am now.

I desperately want an update on the pineapple steak

I forgot about it after making this post and I don’t get off work til 7 tonight. It’s still in there.

I am home now. Let me go check the horrors.

Surprisingly still in one piece looks horrific though

the meat is actually greyer and the pineapple browner than the image

cooked it seasoned with salt, pepper, and garlic

please do not do what I have done. This steak is like… pre-chewed texturally.

like a mistake.

pre-chewed in flavor but mildly sweeter with a hint of pineapple (of course)

frankly I'd do it again but with the PROPER time frame.

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