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MONSTER M*A*S*H

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I made the mistake of watching a sitcom about the horrors of war and now it’s all I can think about.
(he/him)
Feel free to send me headcanons, questions, fun thoughts, etc.

Sometimes an episode of M*A*S*H will be a heartbreaking journey, where you watch Hawkeye lose a friend and try desperately to save someone else as penance for failing someone he loved. An episode where everything is taken away from him; even mundane comforts denied by a universe uncaring.

And then two episodes later his longjohns get stolen and passed around as currency

i’m obsessed w the fact that klinger seemingly gets his own tent so he has space for the the klinger collection… so curious if he started out with roommates or if there was just. an executive decision made for him lol

Sometimes an episode is just so stuffed with really good line deliveries theres nothing i can do except put em together in a compilation its out of my control im powerless to stop it. Goodbye.

I'm watching M*A*S*H front to back for the first time (I've only caught the occasional episode on TV before) (I'm in the middle of season one now) and so far I'm really liking major houlihan. Is she one dimensional? Yes. Is she constantly the butt of misogynistic jokes? Also yes. But I really admire her commitment to being a hater and also her infatuation with the worst man ever. 10/10 highly relatable female character

Fic where Hawkeye and Trapper start writing to Frank's wife as part of an elaborate prank on him, but then accidentally end up starting a smutty by-mail affair with her under the guise of being Captain Tuttle

They glue a fake mustache made of pubes on Hawkeye when she asks for a face pic

I lovee dvd episode menus soo much… especially these ones that are kinda like an I Spy.

Somewhere some graphic designer made a little interactive picture with perspective warped text for each episode just to make me smile :)

Sometimes an episode of M*A*S*H will be a heartbreaking journey, where you watch Hawkeye lose a friend and try desperately to save someone else as penance for failing someone he loved. An episode where everything is taken away from him; even mundane comforts denied by a universe uncaring.

And then two episodes later his longjohns get stolen and passed around as currency

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