The water goes wetly burbles down into the pipes past and through me I am so wrinkled and old the water makes me older still I'm sink grandpa
somebody pull me out of the late 90s Japanese internet archive before its too late
i do think that a lot of people mistaking moral ocd for having a moral compass is understandable but also a bit funny. why does your moral compass involve fearing the invisible watchful specter who may be judging your every move lest you make your intentions clear at every turn and over explain your actions. you dont have to answer this question
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doing my utmost to ensure that i am never marketed or advertised to unless i am explicitly looking to purchase something (like, searching for product recommendations when i need to buy a new household appliance or whatever) has made me insane, i think.
every time i am exposed for even a moment to what the average person experiences online in terms of ads, or even just going outside to a place with lots of billboards and posters and shit, becomes completely soul-sundering, day-ruining, rage-inducing. i actually cannot cope with the idea that this is just how the average person lives.
THIS IS A MONOL MONSTER RANCHER APPRECIATION POST
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Alright our social media platform is dying a slow and painful death I know how to save it everyone. Don't implement a competent moderation policy, don't address the erratic and bizarre behavior of your upper management, don't make a video player that works. All you have to do is make the website look like ass.
You have to be just like twitter it's the only way to win.
i feel like in the saw universse, mr beast would start doing his own saw traps, and they'd be so hilariously unsafe that jigsaw would have to step in and trap him to stop it
AYYYY OHHHHH I MISMANAGE-A THE WEBSITE I BAN-A THE TGIRLS
In accordance with Tumblr joining the rest of the internet 7 years late in asserting that all of its profile pictures must no longer be square, I am going to bring this development full "circle" (hehe) and allow it to reach its logical conclusion by developing a new raster image file format that stores pictures no longer as Rectangles in a Cartesian grid, but as Circles using polar coordinates. This file format will *assistant whispers in my ear* I don't fucking care. Start producing circular monitors then with rounded pixels then. Get out of my conference room
hey. who bigged all the blog icons
sorry boss. juice that makes stuff big spill accident. & the shipment of juice that makes stuff small is late.
person who draws current seasons anime girl 3 cup sizes larger staring vacantly at the viewer would like for you to know what kind of art they consider "soulless"