It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

It’s like. When I was told to “just be yourself” as a kid I thought it was a passive thing. Like oh easy I just have to sit here and be myself. but the reason so many people think that “being yourself” is bullshit advice is because you actually have to make active choices to do this and it WILL make your life way more fun. You have to wear t-shirts of bands that were popular ten years ago because you like them. You have to do your hair in a way that you find cute or comfortable even if it’s “so nineties”. If your friend says a food you enjoy is gross to them, you can’t be afraid to admit you casually disagree. You have to do hobbies that you’re interested in even if you’re bad at them and you cant feel like you have to get good at something before you tell people it’s an activity you do. You have to read manga and comic books in public and get piercings your relatives think are unattractive. You don’t have to tell people you dislike that you dislike them, but you don’t have to give them your time and attention either. You have to rewatch that kids show you’re nostalgic for even if you’re in your 30s. You have to change your name if you hate it, even if only a few close friends can know. You have to get fun girly drinks at the bar. You have to order hot chocolate when you don’t like coffee and black coffee when you don’t like sweet things. I am still bad at practicing this but it is the only way to make it all tolerable.

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

doing my due diligence and hitting yet another blorbo with the trichotillomania beam. wilson, it's your turn.

“First victim of the year there, buddy! It’s a big honor.”

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

It's a really, really good hospital drama

Light trap lamp! The moths are paper, and the mantis is a plastic toy. The idea was suggested to me by a friend because I had this plain shade and nothing to use it for. More moths will be added in the future to fill the sides

you know what. I love you guys. it would make my day if you reblogged or commented with your favourite part of today. it can be ANYTHING. snack was yummy, saw a weird bird, anything at all. it does you so much good to be concious of the good things that happen to you. one good thing GO!

reading all of your stories, big and small, makes me so happy!!! I've been seeing things from "my cat sat close to me today" to "I'm getting a house!!!" and it means so much that you're all sharing this stuff. hope it helps you remember it more when you look back on life. every little good thing is important [:

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

Joining the war on fetish and kink on the side of the fetish and kink

masculine ways to communicate

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 8, episode 2: Transplant

Got his confession shot down omg

Verdict: REJECTED BY CRUSH

Hello??????

dash simulator

mutual 1: im going to kill myself tonight im not fucking joking

mutual 2: chappell roan music video gifset

mutual 3: highkey in love with oomf?

mutual 4: i think im transgener

mutual 5: what if will graham was a lesbian

mutual 6: look at this picture of my cat :-)

mutual 7: does anyone know where to get ketamine

guy you followed because you like their art: trump isn't that bad actually

mutual 8: uhhhh i just got evicted from my apartment and lost my job?

mutual 9: house md is kinda like gay porn if you think about it

i’m gonna think about this clip every day for the rest of my life. the manhandling. the way house closes his eyes when wilson shoves him. the way he looks up at him. the way he says “i can feel myself repressing all kinds of icky things” while LOOKING UP AT WILSON LIKE THAT. a lot of choices were made here. this show isn’t real.

oh my god

dont you hateee when you have to wash your battle jacket to get rid of the smell of weed. i fantasize about calling the cops on you btw and only dont do so because my queer housemates would judge me if i did. i just want to make sure you know that, that i think you should consider yourself lucky that i dont enforce the posthumous will of Ronald Reagan and call a terror force on you for recreational drug use simply because i dislike the smell. i just want to make sure you know how much i really really want to do that. but remember anyone can be punk youre all so hecking valid!