Clone rights!

Almost time to level up with Pasithea Pandemonium! But first, let's go back to the beginning. It's Episode 1, "You Are Mistaken," vs. Episode 3, "Live from the Telescope."

I don't even need to check the script for half of these, episode 1 lives in my brain rent free:

1) "The first thing I should say is that I had your contact all deleted, so don’t think I— I had to ask somebody for this. Anders Li had your number. I asked him. He gave it to me after I promised to keep the swearing to a minimum, which, yeah, good fucking luck, but I think it’s just that he knows I hate you and everything you stand for."

WHAT A WAY TO OPEN THE SERIES. "I had to get your number from Anders" OOOOOOOH YOU WANT TO TALK TO JANE SOOOOOO BAD

2) "People change. People grow. People never make the same mistake twice. People stay where you put them; they’re never waiting to fly."

Smthn about the way Jackie Hedeman delivered this line just scratches my brain in the best way. I think about "they're never waiting to fly" constantly.

3) "This is Sophie by the way. Sophie Green. Call me back."

I ALSO THINK ABOUT THIS CONSTANTLY. WHAT A MIC DROP. SOPHIE GREEN MY BELOVED.

4) "Captain Green, I'm afraid you're mistaken."

🥰🥰🥰🥰

5) "Hear that? That’s the sound of, um… the door hitting you where the. Where they split you. HEAR THIS? THIS IS ME CALLING YOU A FOOL. You’re a fool or you’re a liar and I think we both known you’re okay with being, you know. A liar. Do you wanna know—I mean I know you don’t want to know, but I’m going to fucking tell you--"

I did a TikTok to this audio specifically so it lives with me forever now.

6) "Worst booty call ever--No--Worst drunk dial ever--Shit. SHIT. FUCK you, Jane."

OOOOOOOOH YOU WANNA KISS HER SOOOOOOO BAAAAAAADDDDDD

7) "Captain Green, you are mistaken." IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY JANE REALIZING SOPHIE IS ONTO SOMETHING LIKE HELLO???? Also remember when Moreau says this in s2--

8) "you hate every oozing thing about me, bless your heart"

BLESS YOUR HEART 🥰🥰🥰

9) " I could have had him across my knee in seconds. Not like that! If he was actually mounting an attack. Okay, kind of like that too. He had those soft eyes that—"

Do you think he looked like Evelyn? Do you think Sophie was thinking about Evelyn? Do you think JANE thought of Evelyn??

10) "Months after the war, you can’t stop thinking about that shred of lettuce."

SHRED OF LETTUCE MENTION I love when things continue to come up in the show.

Anyway. Vote episode one. It's so 🥰🥰🥰🥰

So true, 100% agree, I'm episode 1 all the way.

Just so show episode 3 some love though, gotta shout out a couple fantastic moments:

Huh, wouldn't that be absolutely wild?? God, the foreshadowing!!!

We now know what else she's had to do alone, and what I think she's alluding to here. Carrying the truth about Sophie's actions - that is a heavy, heavy burden that she willingly agreed to take on. And Sophie doesn't know Jane's strength here.

Just how close together these lines happen, "I am so ashamed of you I could vomit", to, "Just...yelling. At my.... girlfriend." Absolutely insane Sophie.

Episode 3 also got us rolling with the Rowley Conspiracy and Evelyn backstory! And Eleanor Lopez! And Blanc being a creep!

treating "historians" not only as this unified group but also as a coherent socio-political entity w unified ideas, ideals, goals and methods is actually the reddest possible flag. thats a tell-tale sign that this person doesnt know what the fuck theyre talking about. capital h Historians arent lying to u. capital h Historians arent hiding stuff from u, they dont want u to believe anything, bc Historians isnt an organization or a political affiliation. u know the old saying, 2 jews, 3 opinions? historians r like that too

"Historians dont want u to know *historical figure* was gay!1!!" n its in the 'personal life' section of said figure's wikipedia page

scream. n when u graduate Evil Archeologist Grad School, They send u to rob graves in greece n the global south for the british museum

The humans using sex terms to get SecUnit to stop eavesdropping (based on this by @murderbotched )

#I think they’re planning its six month anniversary of freedom party#which would consist of them going to musical theater together and not making eye contact

#the only reason this isn’t in the books is because Murderbot wasn’t listening.(via @manyblinkinglights) XD XD XD

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

Technically A Magical Girl! Round 3

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

I've spent the last 3 and a half weeks since my surgeon's appointment waiting for my pre-auth to process so I can do imaging and my insurance just told me no one ever submitted it. Really speedrunning the 'we're so back'/'it's so over' chart rn.

i made a chart as art therapy

It's been a month since my surgeon appointment. I left 3 voicemails on the nurse's line over the space of a week which were not responded to, so today I called the hospital's patient advocate line, who messaged the clinic director, who told me that no one wrote any clinic notes so nobody's done anything. Is the entire office engaged in some sort of vaudeville comedy sketch where they're too busy walking into plate glass and smashing pies into their face to do any of their jobs. I'm genuinely speechless at this point

The grim reaper was initially illustrated as doing a mundane, regular job that everyone has seen done - a reaper swings his scythe and the hay falls, just as easy as people fall as death swings. Now many people who have never been to a farm only know the scythe as the weapon of Death personified, and farmers in most places of the world don't even use them anymore.

Imagine Death personified as someone doing a modern regular, mundane job. Imagine thinking "hoo boy, this is it for me. The Grim Bin Man is coming to collect, hauling my sorry soul into the trash compactor of his great eternal garbage truck."

Death is picking me up with his little grabber and stuffing me in his grim trash bag

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they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

my one wish for the murderbot series is I want b-roll of ratthi totally reevaluating his relationship to all machines ever

like I want murderbot in its pod panicking about getting treated like a person and then we cut to ratthi gently asking like, a space roomba if it's comfortable and if it has enough food because you don't know, gurathin!