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She's dead, wrapped in plastic.

@cloningmycat / cloningmycat.tumblr.com

I'm Alley and I'm an angsty 19 year old
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pro-gay-deactivated20170112

What I have seen way too much, to the point of nausea: straight bachelor party movies What the world needs: gay bachelor party movies

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pro-gay

Consider this potential script: one groom hates loud, extreme things, the other groom hates quiet, calm and slow paced events, somehow they mix their bachelor parties, one goes on a wild gay rave tour through Las Vegas and the other goes on a literal golfing session. At the end they have the gayest wedding ever, with all the ppl they met attending, including an entire group of dancers, a mafia boss, some charming old ladies and the team bachelor 2 completely decimated when he took golfing a bit too serious

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pro-gay

Titled “From Top To Bottom”

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sweetsharps

also lesbian bachelorette party movies

what studying languages is like

latin: words like 'yes' and 'no' aren't important. memorize these 3000 different ways to talk about killing people though because you will use them
greek: hello naughty students it's participle time
egyptian: ancient pictionary
french: pronouncing every letter is for chumps
german: let's combine every other word together to create the U L T I M A T E F R A N K E N W O R D
russian: forget everything you know about the alphabet, p is now "r", H is now "n" etc...
american sign language: there is barely a difference between "meet" and "fuck" so make sure you know which is which

Callout post for rude baby seen at grocery store

I’m calling out a baby (approx. 12–14 months old) from the grocery store due to its rudeness. I’m guessing its age based on appearance, motor skills (atrocious) and whatnot. Anyway, I smiled at this baby and it just stared at me. As soon as I started to move on, though, the baby said “no!” and started giggling when I turned back around. This happened multiple times. The baby’s actions were toxic and manipulative. The baby was also manhandling a package of dried fruit which wasn’t yet paid for (which is quite minor) and was just generally sitting around and not helping.

Everyone's motivations in Captain America Civil War

Tony: We should let them do this
Steve: WE CAN'T LET THEM DO THIS
Natasha: Okay just hear me out...
Black Panther: BUCKY DID THIS
Bucky: I didn't do this
Clint: It got boring at home
Vision: Wanda no!
Wanda: WANDA YES!!
Falcon: Everyone, this is Redwing
War Machine: Alright, I don't want anyone fucking shit up
Spider-Man: I'm done with my homework and Mr. Stark said I can come along
Ant-Man: I'm just happy to be here

THE WIGGLES HAS A GIRL NOW

OKAY SO APPARENTLY THREE OF THE ORIGINAL MEMBERS QUIT SO THEYRE CALLING THESE GUYS “WIGGLES: THE NEW GENERATION” (PLUS ONE GUY FROM THE OLD WIGGLES)

They all look like they’re regretting being in the group.

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angelofthepopcorn

that’s not the wiggles, that’s the blue guy and three liars.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
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