Milla Jovovich, 1990s
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⠀ ⠀ 𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡 presents : ⠀ ⠀ HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS ONE? ⠀ ⠀ a 𝑝𝑒𝑑𝑟𝑜 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 writing challenge .
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does that quote ring a bell ? i bet it does ! maybe ... a specific boy — man comes to mind ? let's find a way to bring those thoughts to life , shall we ?
#HYETTO? is a writing challenge inspired by sabrina carpenter's juno , therefore , it's entirely smut - based . the game is simple ! per each participant , i will randomly generate a number between 1 to 515 , based off the collection of sex positions on this website , alongside a random item or setting that must be included in the work .⠀ you have the option of selecting your PPCU character , or you can have me pick one for you ! you can attach a number from 1 - 5 alongside the ask , and i'll re - spin that many times . if there are any kinks you'd like to avoid , you can either IM me , send a second ask that will go unpublished for your privacy , or include it within your initial ask !
TO JOIN : send me an ask !
ex . hey dulsè , can you spin for me ? + 3 , pls pick a pedro boy for me , too !!!!!
hey user123 , ur position # is 103 !!! ur item is a lace garter , ur pedro boy is ____
[ i attach one of those sex position diagrams here ] [ a pedro boy gif here ]
RULES :
* all fics must be at least 500 words . * when submitting , @ me and tag the fic #HYETTO? * the more diversity , the better . i would love to , and prefer to see BIPOC reader / OCs , LGBTQIA+ reader / OCs , alongside body diversity , even things like geographical diversity . * dark fic and mature topics are welcome . all i ask is that they're tagged accordingly . no rpf . * deadline is june 15th . if you need an extension , let me know !
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no pressure taglist · @babynueva / @salingers / @stellamarielu / @letsgobarbs / @almostempty / @gothcsz / @mandaloriankait / @myownwholewildworld / @archive-of-ink / @mushgloomz / @stitch-away / @peepawispunk / @sir-thisisadndserver / @itwasntimethatdidit40 / @probablyreadinsmut / @ananonymousaffair no pressure to join , but reblogs for boosting r appreciated <3
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surprising dbf!Joel with lingerie
warnings: big girthy age gap (unspecified), Joel puts his hand on her throat (no choking), teasing Joel in public, Joel Miller rendered useless by a bit of lace, reader is sort of innocent
note: Can you tell I bought new underwear yesterday? It's crazy how much more confident I feel in it, I just needed to write this. Enjoy, my loves <3
no but the dishevelled one deserves a separate post
MEGAN THEE STALLION & VICTORIA MONÉT performing "Spin" at Coachella 2025 Weekend 1
my gucci tom ford sandals arrived in this sweet cookie box
Blocked and Begging | Javier Peña x F!Reader | ~3.1k wc | Explicit. Minors DNI.
- Summary: You block Javier and he shows up at your doorstep.
- Tags: angst, smut, fwb dynamic, drunk!javi, fuckboy!javi, modern!au i guess, pussy eating, fingering, unprotected p in v sex, creampie!, pussy pronouns, half-assed beta'd, untranslated spanish, no use of y/n, reader is afab and able-bodied, reader is a woman of color yet everyone is encouraged to read, no physical descriptions, sorry for any stray typos/grammatical mistakes, if i missed any other tags pls let me know okay, thanks!
- A/N: i blame this anon i got for this, tbh. so thank you for doing all the heavy lifting, 'nonnie. much appreciated. there's not much i can say except i hate javier peña so much the only way to fix it is to fuck him! also @almostempty 's fuckboy joel def inspired javi's characterization in this so thank you for blessing us with that weds mwah love u! okay guys as always let me know what you think and thanks for reading 🖤
the way I would’ve caved so fast for this man-
ugh this was so sexy kat !!! I’m obsessed 🙇♀️🙇♀️