Chandler Bing

my favourite thing is characters who just met the person theyre literally going to be wildly in love with for the rest of their lives and theyre like “:/ they’re not all that” this is so embarrassing for u

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

fuck i gotta count them all up

girl help they are making me do my job at work

GREGORY

People don't like Monica Geller?

Square up. I'll fight you (not well)

normalize being ugly and unable to socialize. i am just a creature.

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

FRIENDS –2.22: The One with the Two Parties

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.