Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

Whoa watch it bud! If I hadn't caught you you would have fallen straight into that pit of tentacles! Good thing I stopped you when I did, huh?

Oh man if I was just a few minutes late that vampire baroness would have hypnotized you and made you her thrall, good thing you can always count on me, ey? Cmon let's get going, the next round's on you

names for your four year old white boy

Blake Aiden Jayden Brayden Trystan

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

I wish i could have smoked my dog out just once before i backed him over

I love speed runners

to those asking: welcome to restaurant%, where you help ganondorf rebuild his life as a humble restaurant owner by building a restaurant around him as fast as possible without getting murked

I saw this video the other day! If it’s not immediately obvious, the “booth” is made out of indestructible parts, and enclosing Ganon in them breaks his AI so he no longer attacks.

This is genuinely the best speedrun challenge I've ever seen. I will think of nothing else for weeks, probably.

please reblog

MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (2000-2006) S01E01 - Pilot

THE PILOT??

naming my future son bartholomew, after my favorite simpsons character and my most valuable pokemon card

Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

breaking bad spanish dialogue

feeling sick from laughing at this pre workout brand I saw on google images

Item: plastic tub containing fifty servings of powdered The Curse