Mr. Coffee

I don't even care if cokejoke posts about fluids.

Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are

Reblog if your favorite activity is staying drug-free

I can’t remember a time when I had less than 100 boyfriends

Im so fucking smart ask me anything

walking to the corner store to get her beer hoping she will hit me

I love when sneezes smell like pussy.

I lied I never wanted to have sex!!!!! I brought you here to play Need for Speed Underground 2 with me!!! don't put your shirt back on though.