colonel

Stannarrator!

First tumblr post (shaking in my boots)(i have no idea how to use this guyds)

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

BPD Traits In The Narrator

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

So many Americans seem to think that there is no society, and morality is literal magic. Like, people don't make choices based on a complex interlocking web of desires and institutions and material conditions. The world is good guys and bad guys. Deviance is a literal magical poison that disrupts the fabric of reality. If enough young women dye their hair blue, the crops will fail.

What suburbanism will do to you after enough time dog

Literally atomized to the point of duotheism. "wokeness" isn't a social phenomena, it's a synthetic evil god invented deep state actors that want custody of your kids.

draw your favorite character wearing this

Not if I have something to say about it

just saw this emoji 🫩 for the first time look at that guy

You should write the most niche, indulgent fiction that appeals to you specifically, because it will be much more artistically authentic and valuable than corporate slop that has been focus tested to death to appeal to the widest audience possible.

Write for yourself and you will always be making authentic art that has an uncompromised vision, and you will gain an audience that appreciates that.

draw your favorite character wearing this

Not if I have something to say about it

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

i never write relationships from the perspective of "wouldn't it be romantic if..." i just come up with elaborate psychological warfare and observe how the participants respond to it like lab rats or perhaps cultures grown in a petri dish

{Aaaah yes , me , my Stanley and his....*Bucket*!}

Oh look it's the british man !!

(also @fly-in-butter 's narrator is here too )

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually