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dumpsterfire of severance, history, film and whatever else I happen to fixate on

the fact that petey didn’t get a mention in the finale is actually insane. mark scout. mark you have the answers your innie wants. petey told you. remember petey? mark s does. they killed him in his life and then he died in yours too. he told you this information for a reason. tell him how your lives will intertwine as far back as your fifth birthday. tell him the meaning petey found in being reintegrated. acknowledge him. petey. remember petey? remember petey? remember petey? r

Actually baffled by how poorly innie Mark planned this whole thing. I mean in season 1 the whole team had to make quota, smuggle in Graner's card to break into the security office, nominate Dylan to a waffle party and have him memorise directions to trigger the OTC. Now he just goes oh yeah I sorta know where this hallway is. Damn, you can't access it without a manager's key card? Better threaten one at gunpoint to open it. Helly distracts Milchick by throwing his walkie talkie in the toilet and just holding the door really hard. There's a marching band.

Ok I'm done complaining about the lack of Petey this season but the fact that outie Mark in his disaster blog didn't even try being like "Oh reintegration? Yeah, Petey got reintegrated, he actually told me about Lumon being evil and I wanted to honor his last wish after he died" because I feel like it at least would have worked better than "Hey, I have a drinking problem, okay?"

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