modern pirate called bootleg bill
so she brings him cookies after punishing him in the break room...
was falling asleep and i woke up to the thought “petey's robe is blue and red striped COLOR SYMBOLISM”
how did i never notice this
I love their exchange that's like "It's from my brother in law, sorry it's weird, do you need anything?" and Petey going "Yeah I need you to stop shitting on this awesome robe"
the fact that petey didn’t get a mention in the finale is actually insane. mark scout. mark you have the answers your innie wants. petey told you. remember petey? mark s does. they killed him in his life and then he died in yours too. he told you this information for a reason. tell him how your lives will intertwine as far back as your fifth birthday. tell him the meaning petey found in being reintegrated. acknowledge him. petey. remember petey? remember petey? remember petey? r
mark scout going "i love that for you!!" to mark s was so funny. "omg girl its like so cute you have a gf i literally love that for you now imagine if you weren't a fucking baby and you had a wife now wouldn't that be more important?" Sure man this is a good way to put it
Actually baffled by how poorly innie Mark planned this whole thing. I mean in season 1 the whole team had to make quota, smuggle in Graner's card to break into the security office, nominate Dylan to a waffle party and have him memorise directions to trigger the OTC. Now he just goes oh yeah I sorta know where this hallway is. Damn, you can't access it without a manager's key card? Better threaten one at gunpoint to open it. Helly distracts Milchick by throwing his walkie talkie in the toilet and just holding the door really hard. There's a marching band.
Ok I'm done complaining about the lack of Petey this season but the fact that outie Mark in his disaster blog didn't even try being like "Oh reintegration? Yeah, Petey got reintegrated, he actually told me about Lumon being evil and I wanted to honor his last wish after he died" because I feel like it at least would have worked better than "Hey, I have a drinking problem, okay?"