rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
[I was born stupid. But I will not die hungry!]
fuck it ima just do my side quests
GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH
If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.
Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.
I'm living for these jokes.
Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.
Needed my own reminder for my stubborn ass.
Art by BlueSky user Adi Fitri
everything is romantic if you’re hopeless enough.
Ominous collection for your viewing pleasure.
can you fucking please look at yourself with the eyes of a lover? fuck
saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways