in the cracks of light i dreamed of you

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

not enough

millions of penguins probably have

This is so true and such a good point

I’ve always been attracted to older women.

STAR TREK: INSURRECTION (1998) dir. Jonathan Frakes

MARIANNA HILL as Dr. HELEN NOEL STAR TREK (1966–1969) 'Dagger of the Mind'

Boardwalk Empire: 2.07 | 3.10

Boardwalk Empire: ‘Peg of Old‘ (2.07)

Charlie Cox in Daredevil (3.09)

"He would not fucking say that" but it's "He would not handle someone having a breakdown in front of him like that."

He would not set boundaries like that.

He would not know those therapy techniques

He would not have that good an understanding of his own sexuality.

also, its sister tweet:

How could you forget:

Had to add this gem

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

some of my best friends are bad movies

Romeo + Juliet dir. Baz Luhrmann | 1996

Sir, that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic delusion