words aren't enough. you have to show me.

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

beautiful bacteria: encounters in the microuniverse - tal dadino (2024)

still mad about smart TVs. that shit should be in a separate box like you can literally buy one of them androidtv boxes for £30. it doesn't need its own ip address it doesn't need its own app store it doesn't need to replicate the functionality every device plugged into it already has

When I was in 8th grade my friend had this app where you could put in a picture and it would add randomly generated text to create memes. Those painfully 2010s top text / bottom text memes. and i remember getting so mad at her when we were at camp for doing it with really bad pictures of me. it's been 13 years and i haven't spoken to her in 7 and i've changed my mind this is actually the funniest thing i've ever seen

The Chinese dad with a theory that sounds genuinely spot on.

This is about to be proved true when the tariffs hit.

Addio, 2008.

Eva and Franco Mattes

Took two people to think this one up

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

Every day I am thankful to not be a TikTok user

What the fuck is going on over there???

Fucked up that there's a whole generation of young people who talk like this. This is the kind of thing uptight old church ladies are supposed to say. Young people are supposed to like edgy, subversive, and problematic shit.

Me liking cheeseburgers makes me share a psychological profile with sexual predators too, this shit is ridiculous

if u remember come back

Trump treats everyone like his ex-wife he buried behind a golf tee.

Also Trump:

Not just illegitimate, also illiterate.

47 will tank the US economy. And it may happen faster than anyone thought possible.

The Rat King Process gif here https://imgur.com/jZ2G8eR

its almost 2025 we HAVE to do something about music

we have to fuck it

we have to fuck it

we have to fuck it

Guys I think we should fuck it