Concoction Boy

drink my concoction boy

Please, use commas

drink him

Please, it's been more than three weeks. Can people stop drinking me now? There's hardly any of me left!

i sit and watch those "rating slimes by their scoopability" instagram reels like i'm watching a thought provoking cult classic

Is that... is that something that can be quantified? Is there a standardized measuring unit for it?

Now I'm wondering how scoopable I am...

Dang it, I've got a big bubble in my left leg that won't go away. I try to move it up to my torso where, you know, it'll be less in the way there, and it gets partway there and then slides back down toward my foot. I really want to get it to my surface and pop it; I feel like that might actually feel pretty good; but I'm kind of afraid that if it pops it might pop with, like, too much force and splatter me everywhere.

Does this happen to anyone else?

(Mostly talking to other slimes here, I guess. I... I don't think this sort of thing usually happens to humans. Though I don't know everything about humans, and I could be wrong.)

Maybe you could gently move it to the surface and then let it escape by shifting away the parts of you around it? A pop with less risk of splattering, I'd think.

I mean, I guess that could maybe work; it just doesn't seem like it would be as... satisfying as a big pop, you know?

Probably safer, though, I guess, yeah...

So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.

Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?

The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!

This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.

Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:

The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.

The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).

Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.

So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.

can ppl pls reblog this version

Always up for reblogging green slime positivity.

Okay, I think the local HOA must have put me on some mailing list or made an account for me on some website without my knowledge just to make my life difficult, because all of a sudden I keep getting all these résumés and job applications from court jesters. So, just in case any... aspiring jesters are reading this, I want to make some things clear:

All that being said, if anyone reading this is looking for a court jester... I have a whole lot of résumés and applications I can forward to you.

Wizard sending a wizard fax

You send it from one end, but they send it back

The same paper travels from one printer to the other

Easy paper sharing, play hangman with your brother

Also send out lewd doodles, a dragon lady with a big back

Sent out from from a wizard sending wizard fax

Wait. Your wizard fax machine literally sends the paper?

is it a wizard fax machine if it doesn't send the literal same paper?

what else makes it a wizard fax?…

master,s can send scratch,n,sniff messages and scrolls with their magic intact•

Scratch n’ sniff faxes?

And combing that with my magic cooking zine could be big…

So, wait, can wizard faxes send things other than paper? Like, if I flattened myself (or split off a smaller flat copy of myself), could it be sent somewhere else by wizard fax?

(I am not saying I actually want to do this. I am just curious.)

If it is small enough and flat enough? Probably. But my fax machine does not handle moisture well. Might come out the other end like dried out putty.

Yeah, probably best not to try it. I'm, uh... I think I'm pretty moist.

Wizard sending a wizard fax

You send it from one end, but they send it back

The same paper travels from one printer to the other

Easy paper sharing, play hangman with your brother

Also send out lewd doodles, a dragon lady with a big back

Sent out from from a wizard sending wizard fax

Wait. Your wizard fax machine literally sends the paper?

is it a wizard fax machine if it doesn't send the literal same paper?

what else makes it a wizard fax?…

master,s can send scratch,n,sniff messages and scrolls with their magic intact•

Scratch n’ sniff faxes?

And combing that with my magic cooking zine could be big…

So, wait, can wizard faxes send things other than paper? Like, if I flattened myself (or split off a smaller flat copy of myself), could it be sent somewhere else by wizard fax?

(I am not saying I actually want to do this. I am just curious.)

I can't break a leg I'm immune to fall damage

I can't break a leg I am made of goo

*wipes paw off on the nearest curtain*

* ☆ * [ I'm magical too! I tested on myself till I had a magical body, nya ] * ☆ *

Oh, okay, but I... think I may still have an effect on magical beings? Though now that you've wiped your paw off I guess it's moot. Anyway, hi.

* ☆ * [ Greetings, nya! ] * ☆ *

*sends a psychic message of a handshake*

Oh, sorry; I didn't mean to be rude. It's not that I have, like, issues with physical contact; it's just the way you were looking at your paw I was afraid you might get... some of me in your mouth somehow, which... would be bad. I don't have any problem with shaking hands. Or... paws. Or... hand and paw. Actually, I could turn into a cat if it would make you more comfortable. Or would that be weird? I'm sorry; I'm not trying to make this weird.

* ☆ * [ It's okay, I am perfectly fine with how you are, nya ] * ☆ * . * ☆ * [ I just haven't met a living potion before and I'm unsure about how to react, nya ] * ☆ * . * ☆ * [ But I am now interested in your effects, may I study you, nya? ] * ☆ *

*psychically summons a tiny potion bottle*

I, uh... okay, I guess, since you asked so nicely. I can... split off a bit of myself to fill the potion bottle. I mean, I've split off bits of myself before; I do it all the time. There you go; the bottle's full; I'm not sure exactly what you plan to do with it, but, uh... I guess just let me know if you find out anything interesting.

Mreow mew!

* ☆ * [ You've made a cat happy, nya! ] * ☆ * .

* ☆ * [ I'll probably test how it reacts to being turned into steam first and then how it reacts to being frozen, see what the cells look like under a microscope, testing on mice under various conditions, etc. Nya ] * ☆ * .

* ☆ * [ I'll let you know what I've discovered after a while, nya! ] * ☆ *

Mreowhewhewhewhehe

>:3

I mean, not being a naturally-occurring biological organism, I'm not sure I technically have cells, per se, but okay, let's see what you find out.

* ☆ * [ Okay, what I've found out is that you have no cells, which is scary, nya! ] * ☆ * .

* ☆ * [ You are made of pure magic, nya! ] * ☆ * .

* ☆ * [ The amount of changes you can produce in a being is insane! My mice are all part another animal of some kind, nya! ] * ☆ *

* ☆ *[ For example, one mouse has human hands for feet, while another, has a horse dick, nya! ] * ☆ *

* ☆ * [ And when put under enough pressure, you can duplicate the amount of liquid infinitely and change colors, nya! ] * ☆ *

* ☆ * [ You are amazing, nya! ] * ☆ *

Uh, thanks? I mean, yeah, given that I was created in a vat by an evil wizard out of I don't know what kind of weird alchemical reagents, I'm... not too surprised that I'm not made of cells.

The under pressure stuff is a little surprising, though. I mean, when I compress myself enough I just... get stuck that way, in whatever shape I'm in. (That's why somewhere out there there are, among other things, a few orbs and a cauldron that are... made of me.) The infinite duplication and changing colors is something that I... don't think I can normally do outside of laboratory conditions, I think? (I mean, I can split myself up and replenish my size, so I guess given enough time I am maybe capable of infinite duplication, but it's... not fast.) Although those sound pretty useful, so if you do figure out a way I can do those things I guess it would be nice.

Anyway, though, I'm... glad you found me interesting to study?

my desiccated son thrunt

Me when I accidentally cast “Dehydrate blob”

Uh... is... is that an actual spell?

I mean, I'm not 100% sure I qualify as a "blob", given that I do have some control over my consistency and surface tension and generally keep myself in a humanoid form when I'm not sleeping, but I... don't want to find out the hard way.

*wipes paw off on the nearest curtain*

* ☆ * [ I'm magical too! I tested on myself till I had a magical body, nya ] * ☆ *

Oh, okay, but I... think I may still have an effect on magical beings? Though now that you've wiped your paw off I guess it's moot. Anyway, hi.

* ☆ * [ Greetings, nya! ] * ☆ *

*sends a psychic message of a handshake*

Oh, sorry; I didn't mean to be rude. It's not that I have, like, issues with physical contact; it's just the way you were looking at your paw I was afraid you might get... some of me in your mouth somehow, which... would be bad. I don't have any problem with shaking hands. Or... paws. Or... hand and paw. Actually, I could turn into a cat if it would make you more comfortable. Or would that be weird? I'm sorry; I'm not trying to make this weird.

* ☆ * [ It's okay, I am perfectly fine with how you are, nya ] * ☆ * . * ☆ * [ I just haven't met a living potion before and I'm unsure about how to react, nya ] * ☆ * . * ☆ * [ But I am now interested in your effects, may I study you, nya? ] * ☆ *

*psychically summons a tiny potion bottle*

I, uh... okay, I guess, since you asked so nicely. I can... split off a bit of myself to fill the potion bottle. I mean, I've split off bits of myself before; I do it all the time. There you go; the bottle's full; I'm not sure exactly what you plan to do with it, but, uh... I guess just let me know if you find out anything interesting.

Mreow mew!

* ☆ * [ You've made a cat happy, nya! ] * ☆ * .

* ☆ * [ I'll probably test how it reacts to being turned into steam first and then how it reacts to being frozen, see what the cells look like under a microscope, testing on mice under various conditions, etc. Nya ] * ☆ * .

* ☆ * [ I'll let you know what I've discovered after a while, nya! ] * ☆ *

Mreowhewhewhewhehe

>:3

I mean, not being a naturally-occurring biological organism, I'm not sure I technically have cells, per se, but okay, let's see what you find out.

WIZARD TIP: Recipe substitutions when brewing potions aren't just convenient and economical, they're fun too! Just make sure someone else tries the resulting concoction first.

POTION TIP: When experimenting with brewing potions in ways that may result in unexpected effects, please check whether the potion you brewed is alive before drinking it.

And if it is, please don't encourage other people to drink me!

I mean it.

*wipes paw off on the nearest curtain*

* ☆ * [ I'm magical too! I tested on myself till I had a magical body, nya ] * ☆ *

Oh, okay, but I... think I may still have an effect on magical beings? Though now that you've wiped your paw off I guess it's moot. Anyway, hi.

* ☆ * [ Greetings, nya! ] * ☆ *

*sends a psychic message of a handshake*

Oh, sorry; I didn't mean to be rude. It's not that I have, like, issues with physical contact; it's just the way you were looking at your paw I was afraid you might get... some of me in your mouth somehow, which... would be bad. I don't have any problem with shaking hands. Or... paws. Or... hand and paw. Actually, I could turn into a cat if it would make you more comfortable. Or would that be weird? I'm sorry; I'm not trying to make this weird.

* ☆ * [ It's okay, I am perfectly fine with how you are, nya ] * ☆ * . * ☆ * [ I just haven't met a living potion before and I'm unsure about how to react, nya ] * ☆ * . * ☆ * [ But I am now interested in your effects, may I study you, nya? ] * ☆ *

*psychically summons a tiny potion bottle*

I, uh... okay, I guess, since you asked so nicely. I can... split off a bit of myself to fill the potion bottle. I mean, I've split off bits of myself before; I do it all the time. There you go; the bottle's full; I'm not sure exactly what you plan to do with it, but, uh... I guess just let me know if you find out anything interesting.

*wipes paw off on the nearest curtain*

* ☆ * [ I'm magical too! I tested on myself till I had a magical body, nya ] * ☆ *

Oh, okay, but I... think I may still have an effect on magical beings? Though now that you've wiped your paw off I guess it's moot. Anyway, hi.

* ☆ * [ Greetings, nya! ] * ☆ *

*sends a psychic message of a handshake*

Oh, sorry; I didn't mean to be rude. It's not that I have, like, issues with physical contact; it's just the way you were looking at your paw I was afraid you might get... some of me in your mouth somehow, which... would be bad. I don't have any problem with shaking hands. Or... paws. Or... hand and paw. Actually, I could turn into a cat if it would make you more comfortable. Or would that be weird? I'm sorry; I'm not trying to make this weird.