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If you'd like to elaborate on teaching virgin!Noah how to go down on a girl, I wouldn't mind at allπ₯°ππ¦β₯οΈπΈ
of course bb π virgin!Noah, my beloved <3
Smut below the cut π Minors DNI.
Thereβs nothing your sweet boy craves more than to share the knowledge heβs acquired and researched, with you. Naturally, he gravitates towards articles and informative videos as his preferred learning methods, rather than the obvious ones. While heβs naturally eager and a bit nervous, this lesson will serve as a crucial stepping stone in his journey towards becoming the well known munch heβs destined to be.
I'm sorry this is late anon, I hope you enjoy this little thing which popped to mind and because they're my favorite boys, you get both π no warnings just absolute fluff.
What surprises you the most is the swiftness with which both of them react the moment they notice the tears falling.
I think that Noah would know that he loves you for some time before he'd get the courage to say it. It would be at his place, he'd invite you for a movie night and sleepover, determined that he's going to tell you. The movie was almost ending, he'd notice that you started to fall asleep and he knew that was the moment. He'd be laying on your chest, cuddled into you, his head in the crook of your neck and you'd hear muffled "I love you". It would take a lot of persuasion to make him look up at you and say it again.
In my head Jolly is a classic gentleman and he'd do everything in the "right" order. He'd take you on a nice date, maybe dinner or a romantic walk. He'd take you for a month anniversary dinner in some private space and tell you "I love you" by the candlelit dinner.
Based on Nick's recent post of his little project and also the one he did before, I can see him making something for you. Maybe you're dating for a while and you have to leave for a week for a worktrip so he uses that time to work on a gift for you. He'd make something cute like wooden key chain in a heart shape or a picture frame with cute ornaments that you'd later use for picture of the two of you. He'd give it to you when you're back at his place, then you'd tell him about your worktrip, then you'd both admit how you missed each other and say the I love you's.
Folio being the funny and goofy guy he is, he'd just blurt it out in the most unexpected moment. Like you could be talking about the new book you just read, how good it was and he'd be listening to everything you say, but suddenly cuts you off with "I love you" and then immediately realises what did he just say and his eyes widen with shock. You're speechless and he thinks he just fucked it up. But then you smile and ask "You do?" and he tells you again.
I couldnβt get this cute this little out of my head so here we are! Let me know what you think and itβs been left pretty open so if everyone likes it, we could always revisit this again down the line βΊοΈ
Also the part about the nerves in the body twitching during a tattoo was more or less (obviously itβs been tweaked slightly) the conversation me and my artist had when I was getting my leg tattooed π€£ππ» (youβll know what I mean when you get there ahaha)
I can also confirm writing this 100% made me crave another tattoo!! My body hasnβt been stabbed or had pain inflicted on it in a year π€£
All I can think about is a βfree useβ reader who joins the boys on tour, allowing them to release that pent-up energy at their own pace.
what if I give you free use!reader with jolly. he just wants any opportunity to get between their thighs or use their mouth
CW: smut including oral (m receiver), throat fucking, gagging, reader referred to asΒ kattenΒ (kitten in Swedish)
βIβll cum in your pretty mouth, and youβll swallow every drop.β Theyβre words from a man who is typically the one on his knees, begging for the taste of you as he pushes between your thighs, determined to put his mouth upon you.
I was listening to this song called I want your bite by Chris Crocker and it made me think of Folio
ANON!!!! I listened to this song and it was actually what inspired this but I forgot to answer/link it ):
Edit: I've been informed their dead name was used and wish to apologize as I did not know/know of the artist since I just listened to the song on YouTube
thinking about Folio who has a crush on you trying to woo you. feels kinda like a peacock showing off its feathers to attract a mate. itβs actually kind of adorable the way heβs trying to gauge if youβre interested, while at the same time being totally oblivious. he keeps trying to find excuses to be around you? your freezer is full of fish at this point and you think you never want to see another one ever again lmao
enjoy this variation on another kells original, neighbor!folio. no content warnings here, just a very sweet and slightly annoying boy <3
angst prompt #2 for @floodflameschosen π inspired by about you, the 1975. noah pining for you and what you once had. implied emotional infidelity to new partner.
Itβs been a long day in the studio. Hours of writing, recording vocals, and re-recording melodies have taken a toll on Noah. The hours have become ingrained in his bones, unnoticed until he stretches out his limbs, arms high above him, emitting a cracking sound as the tension from every muscle heβs held in the same position for hours is released.
CW: Mean!Matty speaking to you with fake sweet, degrading condescension after you arrived late for your playtime and using your throat to cockwarm him as your punishment while he plays his game. Brief mention of a toy being used on you. A trigger warning for a little dacryphilia. Both parties are consenting, you just like it when matt is mean to you.
Names used: Pet, Baby, Doll
WC:Β 1.3k
AN: fic and thots heavily inspired by the picture above courtesy of @leneisback
then again, it doesnβt really take much convincing.
I can totally see him promising βjust the tipβ, and all it takes is a few passes through your folds until you canβt take it anymore, backing your ass up so he sinks inside you fully on the next thrust, the two of you groaning in unison.
βyou sure, baby?β his breathing is laboredβheβs panting like a gd dogβand it takes everything in him not to fold you in half and start pounding into you then and there.
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