Conky

so fucking evil that i don’t have the jagged pointy cartoon teeth that fit together like triangles. i deserve them

please. please don't call it that prev. I'm begging you. sobbign at your feet

the hatemail game on this site is insane

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Taggeth Thyself.

pause. shrike-posting time.

I wanted to revisit sock princess

you can get this comic as a printable zine now!

The text has been redone and it also includes the sequel comic 👍

I just got to and watched [s] cascade for the first time. I imagine this is an "if you know, you know" situation. I'm feeling a similar really-good-story high to when I finished the LOTR trilogy. Jesus fucking Christ, they weren't kidding about Chekhov's firing squad. That was amazing. I'm in awe that any human being could produce a story this impossibly complex. That was, no exaggeration, one of the coolest things I've ever seen in my entire life. I get it now. I get why people are so utterly obsessed with this comic. I thought I got it, but I didn't truly get it until now.

Like a day or two after making this post a fucked-up evil ice storm happened that took out power to half the province and is threatening to repeat, with no end to my personal outage in sight, and I’m choosing to view this as gods retribution for posting this. No more Homestuck for me for the foreseeable future. Enjoy your cliffhanger, boy.

Mythbusters ended too soon. I feel like The Cask Of Amontillado is exactly the myth they would have tested.

Like, figuring out how long it takes the mortar to dry. Finding the maximum amount of time before knocking down a recently built brick wall. Establishing the best place on a recently bricked wall to topple it and escape.

And then, doing all of that while drunk.

Mythbusters, you left us too soon.

actually, they made that episode – I have a copy of it in my basement, wanna see?

Would I?!

feeling sick from laughing at this pre workout brand I saw on google images

I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat

It would be a finished game, too. If you played long enough and did really good you could go to all the places and get all the stuff. You never had to pay more money later it was just there. onn compter

Once upon a time a game developer traded their soul for hyperrealistic human pores and in return the devil took away Finished Game and Only Pay One Time, things we didn’t even know were optional