Cookie wishes you a bad day! >:(

April Fools! Cookie wishes you a good day! :)

Today, Cookie is upset because her parents wouldn’t give her what she was yelling desperately for (a whole, raw onion). “This place is a fucking nightmare,” she says, onionless.

Cookie wishes that you have a better March 23rd, 2025 than she is having!

Cookie wishes anon’s sister a very happy birthday! 💙

This March 17, 2025, Cookie wishes you a lucky Saint Patrick’s Day! (Today was a very lucky day for Cookie because she managed to finally climb inside this backpack she’s been trying to climb inside for 3 months!)

This March 15th, 2025, Cookie wishes you a conspiratorial 2069th anniversary of the stabbing of Julius Caesar on the Ides of March!

ғᴏʀ ʟᴇɢᴀʟ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴs, ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ-ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟʟɪɴɢ Cᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏ ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ sʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ Iᴅᴇs ᴏғ Mᴀʀᴄʜ.

On this March 14, 2025, Cookie wishes you an intellectual Pi day! We are currently trying to figure out the circumference of one (1) Cookie.

Cookie wishes you a tubular Saturday!

This March 3rd, 2025, Cookie wishes you a wonderful World Wildlife Day! 🐠🌴🦆🦒🌻🐝🦋🐫🐢🐌🦓🌿🐋🐘🦌🌵🐜🦚🌺🦥🪱🪷🦨🐞🌾🦩🦫🦇🌳

In honour of Pokémon Day, if anyone wants to add one of Cookie’s humans on Pokémon Go, my friend code is 101971866614 (I’m down for gift exchanging!) :)

This February 27th, 2025, Cookie wishes you a shiny Pokémon Day (29th anniversary of Red and Green’s release)!

Elzi and Cookie have a special golden-haired bond