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Cool Team Fortress 2 Facts!

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Some true facts about your favorite Mercenaries!

Intro Post

Hi, and welcome to Cool TF2 Facts! This is a tf2 ask/headcanons/roleplay blog. Most of the general information can be found in the carrd linked above, but here’s some basic things to know:

General rules:

- No NSFW asks. Suggestive humor is fine and will be tagged accordingly, but explicitly NSFW stuff is not allowed. It’s not that kind of blog.

- This is also not a self-ship blog, but if you would like to send the mercs asks requesting hugs/kisses/words of encouragement, that’s perfectly fine.

- If you have any questions or if you need anything tagged, feel free to send an ask or a direct message.

The character managing this blog is Emily, a living corpse of a woman and the mother of the Administrator. She lives with the mercs and serves as a journalist of sorts, taking notes on their daily activities and recording facts about them. She’s very proper with her grammar and rather old-fashioned, but she’s open-minded and patient. Make no mistake, though: she was the Administrator before Helen was, so she 100% has committed murder before.

Any posts made about Emily specifically will be tagged as ‘Emily’. She’s (obviously) played by me - you can call me MC, I’m 24 and I use she/they pronouns. Any personal posts about me are tagged as ‘ooc’. I’m in character most of the time, but occasionally I break character so I try and tag whenever that happens.

Characters you can interact with on here are the mercs (of course), Emily herself, Miss Pauling, Zhanna, the Administrator, Saxton Hale, Bidwell, and essentially any canon TF2 characters. My other original characters that I use for this blog are Medic’s children (Leo and Elise) and Zhanna and Soldier’s daughter (Hannah). Another recurring OC is Mindy, Sniper’s girlfriend. I have a few other OCs that I may bring in occasionally but those are the four that I use the most on here.

Read the carrd for more info if needed, and have fun!

My last post was 3 months ago…I might startup this blog again but I kinda want to change stuff around idk

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Anonymous asked:

WOE! SNAILS BE APON YE!

“No! Not again!” Spy shrieks, getting up and running out of the room.

Soldier chases after him with a box of snails. “Chapel of the Snail! Chapel of the Snail!”

Anonymous asked:

rip scout you would have loved weezer

“I ain’t dead!” Scout insists, popping out from inside the couch. “And what the heck is a ‘weezer’?”

Spy stares at him in shock. “…were you inside that couch the whole time?”

Anonymous asked:

Engineer how to you feel about the hole

-points to the hole in the ground-

“Hole? What hole?” Engineer squints at the hole in the ground, adjusting his goggles. “Well, I’ll be…that wasn’t there yesterday! How’d that get there? Did Soldier rocket-jump too hard again?”

Anonymous asked:

Notya! (Knock knock joke continuation)

Spy hesitates, but he eventually asks, “…who’s there?”

Anonymous asked:

Hey spy, knock knock!

Spy doesn’t look up from his newspaper. “I don’t do knock knock jokes…” he gets quiet, and then sighs. “I’ll make an exception just this once. Who’s there?”

Anonymous asked:

I feel like sniper has an animal skull collection from everywhere he's hunted. That's pretty metal, not gonna lie. 🤘

Sniper collects a lot animal bones. They’re not always from things he’s hunted, sometimes he just finds them and keeps them if he thinks they look interesting. He has many unusual trinkets.

Anonymous asked:

*gives Scout a parking cone*

Scout accepts the parking cone, looking it over. “Huh…thanks! You wanna see me jump over this a bunch of times?”

Anonymous asked:

-boops spy on the nose 6 times and skidaddle-

Spy blinks multiple times, frowning. “What…? Why would you do that?”

what would happen if i fed soldier gunpowder?

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He would have no visible reaction. This is because there was one summer where he ate handfuls of gunpowder by the handful. He’s built up a tolerance. Or…perhaps he has adapted to its effects…

Anonymous asked:

*gives Soldier a daisy 🌼 *

Soldier accepts the daisy, looking it over. “Ah, yes! The beautiful American flower! Look how sweet…perfection! Almost as good as a rocket launcher,”

Anonymous asked:

*whispers to scout in attempt to play telephone* medic has another medigun named George

“George!?” Scout exclaims. “He named the freakin’ gun George? Oh, that’s rich!”

He taps on Heavy’s shoulder, getting his attention. “Hey, Heavy! You know about George?”

Heavy squints. “Washington?”

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