Me (waking up from a 40 minute nap): Hwf auag... ouugh,,
Glowing tree outside my house:
Whats your fucking problem dude
This is literally the funniest photo I’ve ever taken of gunne in my life
Baby want SHRAMP
there must be a better place you could be doing that
his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room
“A few years ago, Jon made me a promise. A sacred pact. When I asked him to partake in the ancient and noble art of karaoke, he looked right into my eyes and swore, ‘over my dead body, Tim’.”
“Tim, don’t you – ”
“And now, the time to fulfil that promise is upon us!” Tim withdrew the karaoke machine, handing the cord to Sasha, who went to plug it in. “We have waited long for this day, but a promise is a promise! Martin, if you would hold the good man’s microphone for him?”
Karaoke! at the Wake
Long before time had a name
I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”
#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism
kestrel: i hate rained on!!
human: here is birds in water
kestrel: ......no.....
I genuinely love all those comments on this video
Would like to formally apologize to the animation team behind the OG scooby doo. I thought this shit was just cheap animation, they really did just dance like that back then.
genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit
NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI